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#1

A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 2:47pm

Similar to a game Anne Bolyen played with her Ladies in Waiting,
let's play "A Game of Titles."

Name the show, the song and then what the song would really be titled (in a less poetic way.)

1)CAMELOT - "The Lusty Month Of May" or "I'm horny, and though I don't really understand it yet I'm comtemplating cheating on my husband."

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#2

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 2:48pm

West Side Story - "Maria"......"Man, I'd really like to sleep with that Puerto Rican girl"

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#3

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 2:53pm

THE PRODUCERS~'That Face'......'Those Boobs'

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#4

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 2:57pm

Avenue Q - "If You Were Gay"...."you're queer and you know it"

AQ - "Purpose"...."god, my life sucks...i wanna die"

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#5

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:01pm

COMPANY~'Have I Got a Girl For You?'
is really
'I'm Married And I'm Stuck Having Sex with One Woman, So I Am going to Live Vicariously Through You By Setting You Up with Gorgeous Women Whom You Will Be Obliged To Make Love To, After Which You Will Tell Me All About It'

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

Updated On: 9/11/04 at 03:01 PM

#6

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:03pm

OKLAHOMA - "Oh What a Beautiful Morning" or It's nice out, I'm in love and it feels real good sitting on this horse with big tall corn stalks up at eye level.

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#7

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:05pm

"My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada" = "I'm Gay and You are an Idiot For Not Noticing That"

#8

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:06pm

How To Succeed - "I Believe In You"...."I'm just blowing smoke up your ass, so I can enjoy watching you fail as I move up the ladder."

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#9

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:13pm

A Little Night Music-"Now/Later/Soon"...I Need to F*** my Wife Before I Go Crazy/Somebody Talk to Me/I'll Have Sex With You When I'm Ready...But Not Right Now".

Updated On: 9/5/05 at 03:13 PM

#10

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:16pm

MARTIN GUERRE - "Don't"...."Ever heard of Reverse Psychology?"

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#11

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:18pm

CAMELOT - "Then You May Take Me To The Fair"..."I'm The Biggest C*ck Tease In The Land"

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#12

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:21pm

Follies-"I'm Still Here"..."Man, I Am One Old Bitch".

#13

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:22pm

This is why I don't read, watch televsion or go to the movies any more. LOL!

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#14

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:22pm

WICKED-"I'm Not That Girl (Reprise)" ... "That F*cking Green B*tch Stole My Winkie Boyfriend"

#15

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:23pm

PIPPIN..."corner of the sky"....."i'm an outcast, I know it. I'm f**ked"

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#16

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:23pm

INTO THE WOODS

Hello, Little Girl~~~Hello, Gorgeously Plump Adolescent Female Whom I Either Want to **** or Eat

Maybe They're Magic~~~Look, I Know We Screwed That boy with This Deal, But Who Gives a Sh**?

I Know Things Now~~~I Am Still an Ignorant Little Brat

A Very Nice Prince~~~I Thought He Would Be Hotter

Agony~~~Horny

It Takes Two~~~I Feel Optimistic, Even Though I Still Don't Like Your Company

Stay with Me~~~I Have No Other Friends

On the Steps of the Palace~~~I Can't Make One Little Decision, So I'll make Someone Else Do the Work

Ever After~~~Happy is As Happy Does

Agony (Reprise)~~~Horny (Again)

Any Moment~~~You're Not That Hot, I'm Just Still Horny

Your Fault~~~My Low Self-Esteem Can't Take the Blame

Last Midnight~~~God, You People Are Stupid

No More~~~I'm a Cry Baby

No One is Alone~~~Big Brother is Watching

Children Will Listen~~~um~~~Children Will Listen

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#17

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:23pm

WICKED - "Sentimental Man"..."Um, Mr. Schwartz? Can We Please Cut This Song?"

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#18

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:39pm

OKLAHOMA - "Girl Who Can't Say No" or I'm easy and any guy can F me.

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#19

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:46pm

CANDIDE - 'Oh Happy We" or I'm (she) a spoiled materialistic bitch and I'm (he) stupid.

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#20

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:47pm

Assassins

Everybody's Got the Right-"Isn't This Such a Cool Idea? With the Carnival and the Presidents...Damn We're Clever".

The Ballad of Booth-"I'm Such a Drama Queen That I Will Curse the World for a Full Ten Minutes Before Killing Myself".

How I Saved Roosevelt-"Look at that Silly Italian, Isn't he Silly? Oh, He's Getting Electrified! That Is One Silly Italian".

The Gun Song-"I Love Guns, and Four-Part Harmony is the Only Way To Accurately Describe My Feelings For Them".

The Ballad of Czolgosz-"I'm Broody, and Life's a Bitch".

Unworthy of Your Love-"Stalkers are Creepy, but Isn't This a Pretty Song?".

The Ballad of Guiteau-"Crazy Psychos Love God".

Another National Anthem-"Happy People Suck, So Let's Turn Them into Killers While Spouting Some Crap about Ballparks".

Updated On: 9/11/04 at 03:47 PM

#21

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:52pm

omg "Hello, Little Girl~~~Hello, Gorgeously Plump Adolescent Female Whom I Either Want to **** or Eat" Exactly what it sounds like. And I'm not creative enough to come up with one on my own, but you guys all rock!

"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt

#22

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 3:58pm

EVITA - "The Lady's Got Potential" or This Slut Will F Her Way To The Top.

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#23

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 4:27pm

RENT- Out Tonight- "F*CK me. NOW."
TICK, TICK... BOOM!- Sugar- "I'm too poor to get a hooker"
AIDA- Written in the Stars- "Can dump you nicely if I say it's her fault?"

#24

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 4:34pm

WICKED - "Sentimental Man" - Mr. Schwarz, I am a Tony Award Winning Actor, in fact I am one of only eight actors to win both a Tony and an Oscar for the same role. You will write another song for me NOW.

I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?

#25

re: A GAME OF TITLES

Posted: 9/11/04 at 4:38pm

SWEENEY TODD - "Green Finch and Linnet Bird" or Get me the F out of this house!

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

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