A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
#1A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:05pm
ALEX RODRIGUEZ: CONFESSIONS OF A DAMNED YANKEE
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#2re: A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:06pmOh, right, I keep forgetting that I'm supposed to give a **** about A-Rod.
#2re: A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:08pmYou need to spray a little Nasty-No-More on yourself today.
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#3re: A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:12pmI've gone through six cans of the stuff already today. There's a permanent hole in the ozone over my home. Stuff don't work any more...
#4re: A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:16pmI think it also comes as a suppository.
PiraguaGuy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/08
#5re: A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:23pm
Jesus Christos! A rabid squirrel would do a better job as this man's P.R. person. I mean REALLY.
Apparently he did this shoot right after finding out his steroid usage would be revealed the next day. You would think he would try to make people hate him LESS.
#6a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:37pmi think he has a warped view of his own body and it's powers. he was in the middle of a press disaster a few years backa nd went to central park and hung out on the rocks with his shirt off.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#7a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:38pmWho really think A-Rod wanting to make out with himself ISN'T old news?
#8a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:00pmI have a warped view of his body and its powers too.
#9a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:04pmyes, but that's because your head is bouncing up and down.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#10a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:11pmI'll let Namo come up with the obvious retort to that.
#11a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:14pm
I've never gotten the A-Rod hate. I mean, I see he creates a lot of his own problems, but he's far from the most odious person in baseball, even with John Rocker long forgotten.
I'll take him over Curt Schilling, John Smoltz (is he even still around) or any of the other self-righteous ones any day.
#12a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:44pm
the hate, cal, is becuase he doesn't produce in the clutch. if the team is ahead by 5 or down by 9 you can count on him to smack a home run. if they are down by one with two out and men on 2nd and 3rd he will strike out. that alone is enough to earn the hate of fans, but when you're getting paid $27.5 million a year - with incentives that could push it to $30 million - and do it? fuhgeddaboudit. add his head-casedness on top and he's lucky he isn't pelted with batteries on a daily basis.
if he produced in the clutch he could rape little girls like james barbour and people would shrug and say, "oh that a-rod."
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#13a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:50pm
Ah, yes. Being only a mild Yankee fan, I guess it's lost on me. 
#14a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 2:03pm
let me put it in terms you might follow...
a-rod is hired to play sky masterson in guys and dolls at a price of $250k a week. his dancing is top notch and even spectacular on some numbers, but he sings luck be a lady tonight off key and forgets the words at 6 out of 8 shows a week. every week. plus he's a head-case.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#15a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 2:11pm
Lol, bad choice of words on my part, so I deserved that.
But perhaps a better analogy for me would be if some joker drew penises on actors' faces and repeatedly broke stories that weren't true in the least, particularly about certain people's deaths, yet still hosted a blog worth $32 million...Fortunately, the proud profession of journalism would never let something like that happen.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#16a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 2:11pm
Thanks Papi!
Now I understand...
#17a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 2:27pm
and he's not gay
says this gay writer
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
PiraguaGuy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/08
#18a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 2:30pmOf course. It's just homophobia.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#19a rod, short a please
Posted: 3/18/09 at 3:46pmA-Rod probably masturbates in front of a mirror as well.
#20re: A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
Posted: 3/18/09 at 4:19pm
Wait ... what boy did he "kiss and like it?"
That's a mirror, right?
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#21re: A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
Posted: 3/18/09 at 4:24pmYes, which is why this thread is pointless.
#23re: A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
Posted: 3/18/09 at 5:26pmI got some good tips off that crock pot thread.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#24re: A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
Posted: 3/18/09 at 8:13pm
plus he's a head-case.
You seriously think that? He's totally tame by baseball standards. "Head case" is Kevin Brown punching a wall and breaking his pitching hand, or David Wells breaking his in a bar fight. It's Dock Ellis pitching on acid. Head case is Pedro Martinez and his good luck midget. A-Rod is just a guy with a perpetual case of foot-in-mouth syndrome.
Updated On: 3/18/09 at 08:13 PM
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