#1
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:05pm
A-Rod Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
#2
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:06pm
Oh, right, I keep forgetting that I'm supposed to give a **** about A-Rod.
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#3
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:08pm
You need to spray a little Nasty-No-More on yourself today.
#4
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:12pm
I've gone through six cans of the stuff already today. There's a permanent hole in the ozone over my home. Stuff don't work any more...
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#5
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:16pm
I think it also comes as a suppository.
#6
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:23pm
Jesus Christos! A rabid squirrel would do a better job as this man's P.R. person. I mean REALLY.
Apparently he did this shoot right after finding out his steroid usage would be revealed the next day. You would think he would try to make people hate him LESS.
Apparently he did this shoot right after finding out his steroid usage would be revealed the next day. You would think he would try to make people hate him LESS.
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#7
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:37pm
i think he has a warped view of his own body and it's powers. he was in the middle of a press disaster a few years backa nd went to central park and hung out on the rocks with his shirt off.
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#8
Posted: 3/18/09 at 12:38pm
Who really think A-Rod wanting to make out with himself ISN'T old news?
#9
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:00pm
I have a warped view of his body and its powers too.
#10
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:04pm
yes, but that's because your head is bouncing up and down.
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#11
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:11pm
I'll let Namo come up with the obvious retort to that.
#12
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:14pm
I've never gotten the A-Rod hate. I mean, I see he creates a lot of his own problems, but he's far from the most odious person in baseball, even with John Rocker long forgotten.
I'll take him over Curt Schilling, John Smoltz (is he even still around) or any of the other self-righteous ones any day.
I'll take him over Curt Schilling, John Smoltz (is he even still around) or any of the other self-righteous ones any day.
#13
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:44pm
the hate, cal, is becuase he doesn't produce in the clutch. if the team is ahead by 5 or down by 9 you can count on him to smack a home run. if they are down by one with two out and men on 2nd and 3rd he will strike out. that alone is enough to earn the hate of fans, but when you're getting paid $27.5 million a year - with incentives that could push it to $30 million - and do it? fuhgeddaboudit. add his head-casedness on top and he's lucky he isn't pelted with batteries on a daily basis.
if he produced in the clutch he could rape little girls like james barbour and people would shrug and say, "oh that a-rod."
if he produced in the clutch he could rape little girls like james barbour and people would shrug and say, "oh that a-rod."
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#14
Posted: 3/18/09 at 1:50pm
Ah, yes. Being only a mild Yankee fan, I guess it's lost on me. 
#15
Posted: 3/18/09 at 2:03pm
let me put it in terms you might follow...
a-rod is hired to play sky masterson in guys and dolls at a price of $250k a week. his dancing is top notch and even spectacular on some numbers, but he sings luck be a lady tonight off key and forgets the words at 6 out of 8 shows a week. every week. plus he's a head-case.
a-rod is hired to play sky masterson in guys and dolls at a price of $250k a week. his dancing is top notch and even spectacular on some numbers, but he sings luck be a lady tonight off key and forgets the words at 6 out of 8 shows a week. every week. plus he's a head-case.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#16
Posted: 3/18/09 at 2:11pm
Lol, bad choice of words on my part, so I deserved that.
But perhaps a better analogy for me would be if some joker drew penises on actors' faces and repeatedly broke stories that weren't true in the least, particularly about certain people's deaths, yet still hosted a blog worth $32 million...Fortunately, the proud profession of journalism would never let something like that happen.
But perhaps a better analogy for me would be if some joker drew penises on actors' faces and repeatedly broke stories that weren't true in the least, particularly about certain people's deaths, yet still hosted a blog worth $32 million...Fortunately, the proud profession of journalism would never let something like that happen.
#17
Posted: 3/18/09 at 2:11pm
Thanks Papi!
Now I understand...
Now I understand...
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#18
Posted: 3/18/09 at 2:27pm
and he's not gay
says this gay writer
says this gay writer
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#19
Posted: 3/18/09 at 2:30pm
Of course. It's just homophobia.
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#20
Posted: 3/18/09 at 3:46pm
A-Rod probably masturbates in front of a mirror as well.
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#21
Posted: 3/18/09 at 4:19pm
Wait ... what boy did he "kiss and like it?"
That's a mirror, right?
That's a mirror, right?
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#22
Posted: 3/18/09 at 4:24pm
Yes, which is why this thread is pointless.
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#24
Posted: 3/18/09 at 5:26pm
I got some good tips off that crock pot thread.
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#25
Posted: 3/18/09 at 8:13pm
plus he's a head-case.
You seriously think that? He's totally tame by baseball standards. "Head case" is Kevin Brown punching a wall and breaking his pitching hand, or David Wells breaking his in a bar fight. It's Dock Ellis pitching on acid. Head case is Pedro Martinez and his good luck midget. A-Rod is just a guy with a perpetual case of foot-in-mouth syndrome.
You seriously think that? He's totally tame by baseball standards. "Head case" is Kevin Brown punching a wall and breaking his pitching hand, or David Wells breaking his in a bar fight. It's Dock Ellis pitching on acid. Head case is Pedro Martinez and his good luck midget. A-Rod is just a guy with a perpetual case of foot-in-mouth syndrome.
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