what about, and i have to OK this with Sally, buuut i know its a stroke of genius but how about having the bride/groom broadway characters like little sally or sally brown and someone from Coc, Taboo or Q? (hence CQTBOO and SALLY BROWN)
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed