A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#1A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:16pm
She apologized and I replied "Thats OK, I have nineteen others."
"Really?" she said. "Well," I said. "Just nine"
Ever said anything really stupid and then realize what you said?
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#1re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:19pm
That's funny.
Your shoes must be HUGE!
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#2re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:19pmI never make misteaks!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#3re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:34pmmmmmmmmmmmm steaks.
#4re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:54pm
I was driving back to Denison one and I stopped for gas. Standing outside the door was this guy. He asked me if I could buy him beer.
I replied with, "Sorry. I'm not 18 yet."
Perfectly Marvelous
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/16/06
#5re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:55pm
Me? Say something stupid?
Pffft, never...
I'm 'perfectly marvelous'! 
[/sarcasm]
Actually, this one time I *did* say something that wasn't too bright. It occurred at my 17th birthday party;
Ari (one of my friends, wanting to know what music I had): Do you have any Buddy Holly?
Me: No, but I have the Stray Cats. That's as close to rockabilly that I've got.
Trevor (another one of my friends, who is a fan of the Stray Cats): Stray Cats *are* rockabilly.
"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
#6re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:56pmI've never heard of Rockabilly.
#7re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/22/06 at 6:04pm
It's hillbilly rock, FW.
Here in Mass. we have Plymouth rock. (Yuk, yuk, yuk!)
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 11/23/06 at 06:04 PM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Perfectly Marvelous
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/16/06
#8re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:39am
"I've never heard of Rockabilly."
Get thee to a music store and buy a Stray Cats CD! :)
(basically, it's what Marvelous said...but it's also got a swing vibe to it too). It's good dancing music.
"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
BrunetteBombshell
Broadway Star Joined: 1/28/06
#9re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:52amI say a lot of thing without thinking. I don't know if this would count or what, but one time I was with this thing for Girl Scouts and there was a clue about this "unknown" soldier. After I read the clue I was like "Um, who's the 'unknown soldier?'" Then everyone laughed at me.
Mythus
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#10re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:59am
I was watching Medium earlier...
1st guy: (is a cop - shoots 2nd guy, who's trying to hold up a restaurant)
2nd guy: (falls to floor)
1st guy: Blah blah blah, he's dead.
2nd guy: (kicks him in the chest and grabs his gun and stands up) I'm wearing a bullet-proof vest, idiot. (shoots 1st guy)
1st guy: (falls to floor, bleeding a lot)
Me: WELL HOW DOES HE KNOW HE'S NOT WEARING A BULLET-PROOF VEST TOO? (then) Oh...because he's bleeding.
That was an extremely abridged version of the scene from Medium, by the way.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#11re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 10:25am
I once saw a blind guy walking his dog. I saw broken glass (worrying about his dog) & stupidly said "Watch out"
Felt about 2 inches tall at that point
Poster Emeritus
#12re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 10:28amRoxy: You could've covered by saying you were talking to the dog.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#13re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 10:31amNever thought of that
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wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#14re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:27pmThe woman left at intermission. Guess it was too risque for her.
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
#15re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:29pmDon't you hate it when you're at a restaurant and the waiter brings your food and says "Enjoy your meal" and you accidentally say "You too" out of instinct? I do it all the time.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
Over_the_Moon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#16re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 1:09pm
For me, it's at the movie theater. "Enjoy the show!" "You too!"
Also... "Happy Birthday!" "You too!"
"what have we learned? Don't smoke... don't do drugs and don't sing 'Defying Gravity'." -CATSNYRevival
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#17re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 1:15pm
For me, it's at the movie theater. "Enjoy the show!" "You too!"
I was about to say that one too. I do it all the time.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#18re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 1:21pm
What about when you are about to get into an elevator when you want to go up & see the green up arrow lit, you still say "Going Up"
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Updated On: 11/23/06 at 01:21 PM
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
#19re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 1:25pmWexy- What show?
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#20re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 1:35pm'Spring Awakening"
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
#21re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 2:00pm
My old voice teacher was married to a blind man, whho had a seeing eye dog. At one of my recitals, my parents went over to talk to them. my teacher was telling my mom how they rented a summer house near a glof course, etc, etc. My mom then turns to her blind husband and says "oh, do you play golf?" He just smiled, pointed to the dog and said "No, but he does."
My mommy is so smart sometimes.
~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
#22re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 2:29pmWexy- Did you like it?
thevolleyballer
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/29/04
#23re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 4:17pm
Oy. The embarrassment of when I'm doing something and someone tells me, "Good luck!" and I say "You too!", even though they're not doing the same thing.
Oy.
Mythus
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#24re: A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre
Posted: 11/23/06 at 4:21pm
"Did they celebrate Thanksgiving in medieval times?"
Thankfully I actually thought about what I was saying and stopped myself at "celebrate". But then I had to explain what I was going to say because everyone was curious.
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