A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre

[wexy]

Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:16pm

She apologized and I replied "Thats OK, I have nineteen others."
"Really?" she said. "Well," I said. "Just nine"

Ever said anything really stupid and then realize what you said?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:19pm

That's funny.

Your shoes must be HUGE!

[StageManager2]

Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:19pm

I never make misteaks!

[Liverpool]

Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:34pm

mmmmmmmmmmm steaks.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:54pm

I was driving back to Denison one and I stopped for gas. Standing outside the door was this guy. He asked me if I could buy him beer.

I replied with, "Sorry. I'm not 18 yet."

[Perfectly Marvelous]

Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:55pm

Me? Say something stupid?

Pffft, never...

I'm 'perfectly marvelous'!


[/sarcasm]


Actually, this one time I *did* say something that wasn't too bright. It occurred at my 17th birthday party;

Ari (one of my friends, wanting to know what music I had): Do you have any Buddy Holly?
Me: No, but I have the Stray Cats. That's as close to rockabilly that I've got.
Trevor (another one of my friends, who is a fan of the Stray Cats): Stray Cats *are* rockabilly.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/22/06 at 5:56pm

I've never heard of Rockabilly.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 11/22/06 at 6:04pm

It's hillbilly rock, FW.

Here in Mass. we have Plymouth rock. (Yuk, yuk, yuk!)

Updated On: 11/23/06 at 06:04 PM

[Perfectly Marvelous]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:39am

"I've never heard of Rockabilly."

Get thee to a music store and buy a Stray Cats CD! :)

(basically, it's what Marvelous said...but it's also got a swing vibe to it too). It's good dancing music.

[BrunetteBombshell]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:52am

I say a lot of thing without thinking. I don't know if this would count or what, but one time I was with this thing for Girl Scouts and there was a clue about this "unknown" soldier. After I read the clue I was like "Um, who's the 'unknown soldier?'" Then everyone laughed at me.

[Mythus]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:59am

I was watching Medium earlier...

1st guy: (is a cop - shoots 2nd guy, who's trying to hold up a restaurant)
2nd guy: (falls to floor)
1st guy: Blah blah blah, he's dead.
2nd guy: (kicks him in the chest and grabs his gun and stands up) I'm wearing a bullet-proof vest, idiot. (shoots 1st guy)
1st guy: (falls to floor, bleeding a lot)

Me: WELL HOW DOES HE KNOW HE'S NOT WEARING A BULLET-PROOF VEST TOO? (then) Oh...because he's bleeding.

That was an extremely abridged version of the scene from Medium, by the way.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 10:25am

I once saw a blind guy walking his dog. I saw broken glass (worrying about his dog) & stupidly said "Watch out"

Felt about 2 inches tall at that point

[StageManager2]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 10:28am

Roxy: You could've covered by saying you were talking to the dog.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 10:31am

Never thought of that

[wexy]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:27pm

The woman left at intermission. Guess it was too risque for her.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:29pm

Don't you hate it when you're at a restaurant and the waiter brings your food and says "Enjoy your meal" and you accidentally say "You too" out of instinct? I do it all the time.

[Over_the_Moon]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 1:09pm

For me, it's at the movie theater. "Enjoy the show!" "You too!"


Also... "Happy Birthday!" "You too!"

[ashley0139]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 1:15pm

For me, it's at the movie theater. "Enjoy the show!" "You too!"

I was about to say that one too. I do it all the time.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 1:21pm

What about when you are about to get into an elevator when you want to go up & see the green up arrow lit, you still say "Going Up"

Updated On: 11/23/06 at 01:21 PM

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 1:25pm

Wexy- What show?

[wexy]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 1:35pm

'Spring Awakening"

[hannahshule]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 2:00pm

My old voice teacher was married to a blind man, whho had a seeing eye dog. At one of my recitals, my parents went over to talk to them. my teacher was telling my mom how they rented a summer house near a glof course, etc, etc. My mom then turns to her blind husband and says "oh, do you play golf?" He just smiled, pointed to the dog and said "No, but he does."
My mommy is so smart sometimes.

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 2:29pm

Wexy- Did you like it?

[thevolleyballer]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 4:17pm

Oy. The embarrassment of when I'm doing something and someone tells me, "Good luck!" and I say "You too!", even though they're not doing the same thing.

Oy.

[Mythus]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 4:21pm

"Did they celebrate Thanksgiving in medieval times?"

Thankfully I actually thought about what I was saying and stopped myself at "celebrate". But then I had to explain what I was going to say because everyone was curious.