A Woman Stepped On My Toe Last Night At The Theatre- Page 2

[xM3L24x]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 4:25pm

One time I was in my room doing my hair, and a TV was on CNN just outside my room. On the tv they said "a soldier died in Iraq" today. And I heard it wrong and responded with "Oh my god, how could someone die in a rock?"

[Allie]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 4:32pm

The embarrassment of when I'm doing something and someone tells me, "Good luck!" and I say "You too!", even though they're not doing the same thing.

I DO THAT ALL THE TIME! And then try to blow it off, or change the subject!

[ILoveMyDictionary]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 10:57pm

I had one of those really early swim team practices and naturally, I was tired. We were starting our warm-up and I was hesitant about getting in the pool. My coach pushed me in whereupon I exclaimed "IT'S WET!"

[flicker_]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 11:08pm

I have said plenty a stupid thing...though I can't remember a specific event. But here's a story about my mom:

When my mom first met my dad, he was talking about how he was born on Friday the 13th (it's true. June 13th). My mom, already liking my dad so much and not thinking, replied, "Really? Oh, I wonder if I was born on Friday the 13th." My dad said, "You were born on the 13th, too?" Mom, realizing she was born on September 21 says, "Oh, wait...I guess not..."

[wexy]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 11:13pm

I once asked my cousin on a movie line "What time is it?"
"Now?" he responded.
I looked at him mystified and said "No, next Tuesday."

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 11:20pm

Just yesterday I was talking to a women on the airplane. She asked me why my family was in PA and I in Florida and I was telling her I go to college in Florida. She then began to tell me about her job as a court stenographer.
As we were getting off the plane, she said "Good luck in college!" and my responce was, "you too!"

[Alfred2]

Posted: 11/23/06 at 11:22pm

oh I do that all the time:

Enjoy the movie sir.
You too!

[oxdreaminxo]

Posted: 11/24/06 at 10:43am

Almost everytime someone asks me "What's up?" I reply with "Good." and when they ask "How are you?" I say "Nothing much." My brain always confuses those two responses, haha.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/24/06 at 11:01pm

Okay, so I was at blind sports camp about three and a half yeaers ago. I'm not completely blind, but the camp was for kids with vision disabilities. They had modified sports that made it easier for kids to play while visually impaired. It was relaly fun to be able to be around kids who had the same problems as me, but I was so not used to it that it threw me off. So, back then, I was really into Eminem (I was young, gimme a break!) and I met a kid there who was a lot worse-off vision wise than myself and he was into Eminem too. So I asked him, "oh, have you seen the music video for so-and-so song?" and he was just kinda like "Uhm, no, actually." I realized what I said and we all laughed it off, but I was so embarrassed! My own people!

[mauriposa]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 1:03am

ILoveMyDictionary, I've totally done that, too. And, like many of you, I'm also guilty of the inappropriate "you, too."

I have another one to add to the list. My husband pulls this one up everytime I do something stupid.

Me (on the phone to Josh, then my fiance): Guess what. O'Hare has an airport.
Josh: What?
Me: O'Hare has an airport.
Josh: What are you talking about?
Me(getting exasperated): O'Hare has an airport! And I was thinking that we could stay there the night of the wedding, so we don't have to drive all the way up there before our flight.
Josh: Seriously. What the hell are you talking about?
Me: (pauses)
Kim (my ex-roommate who was next to me): You mean, O'Hare has a HOTEL?
Me: Oh. . . yeah . . . ::facepalm::

[StageManager2]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 1:29am

LOL@mauriposa!

That was freaking hilarious!

"My husband pulls this one up everytime I do something stupid."

I take it that's a regular occurrence?

Updated On: 11/25/06 at 01:29 AM

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 3:31am

I'm contractually obligated not to say anything stupid.

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/25/06 at 6:02am

"I had one of those really early swim team practices and naturally, I was tired. We were starting our warm-up and I was hesitant about getting in the pool. My coach pushed me in whereupon I exclaimed
'IT'S WET!'"

Ah... early morning swim practices. I'd scream "IT'S COLD!" instead, though.