Oh, good point Jerby, but let me ask this ... WHY DO THE CYNICS ALWAYS SPOIL THE FUN?!?
Okay, how about another theory: he knew the dog was going to pee, but he didn't expect it to pee in his mouth?!?
"I am open, and I am willing,
For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
Holly Near