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AN ANONYMOUS APOLOGY

I want to apologize to someone. You know who you are. I did not mean to say things that upset you. I thought we were on close enough terms that I could be silly. I do hope that you will give me a chance to mend things. If not, I understand, and will do my best to prove to you that I am a cool guy and worthy of a second chance one day.
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Honey, EVERYONE thinks I'm a gay male. No need to apologize.

I had a feeling that wasn't it, but I love doling out atonement.
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With a screen name like ViciousCircle you're not a gay man? Would you at least consider being an honorary one? We'll get you a membership card, the obligatory hair products and some fabulous shoes.
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What makes you think I already don't have hair products and fabulous shoes?

Did EVERYONE think I was a gay man??
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Shucks,JRB, I thought you were afraid you offended ME in the Atkins thread, for correcting all my digestion advice. Just goes to show, narcisissm is toxic.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
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No, but I DO think you as an *older* woman.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
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JRB...You should live by the quote that the..

GREATEST OPERA SINGER OF ALL TIME: MARIA CALLAS

once said:

"When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping."
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Well, I don't believe jrb would hurt a friend on purpose. He is very sweet and kind and always a gentleman !

Take care
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jrb, you've always been a fair and caring member of the board, so all will be well. Unless you did something to me, then, well then you are dead. HeehHee
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"What makes you think I already don't have hair products and fabulous shoes?"

I sure you do but, one can never have too many of either. It's like opening a new account at a bank. They give you the travel mug, stress ball and a key chain. you don't need those things. You probably have a bunch of them sitting in a closet somewhere but, they are obligated to give you the stupid little tokens to show their appreciation for your business.

When you become an honorary gay man, we give you gifts too. They're just better ones.
http://www.danperezgallery.com
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And she's going to have a fabulous spa day with her soon to be new roomie (that would be me)! YES! Let's talk about fabulous hair and make up... we can go shoe shopping afterwards. re: re: re: re: AN ANONYMOUS APOLOGY


I already have my honorary gay male card... unfortunately that doesn't help me when I'm carded... though occasionally my extraordinarily large chest does... re: re: re: re: AN ANONYMOUS APOLOGY

I have to say, I find it extremely disturbing that I have friends a year younger than me who are never carded, yet I manage to. Ah, my youthful, childlike looks will behoove me in my latter years!
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin
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"Did EVERYONE think I was a gay man??"

HAHAHAHA Yeah, I did. I think I knew at one point that you weren't, but then I forgot and thought you were again. I always thought you were older than 18. You are wise beyond your years. re: re: re: re: re: AN ANONYMOUS APOLOGY
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