After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided...

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After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided...

Posted: 4/16/08 at 8:58pm

that I want to become Pope.

Pope Dollypop I has a certain ring to it.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

re: After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided.

Posted: 4/16/08 at 9:01pm

How about just Dollypope

re: After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided.

Posted: 4/16/08 at 9:03pm

That'll work.

I think I'd look better in the costumes than Benedict does.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

re: After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided.

Posted: 4/17/08 at 1:57am

Hey... all the free Prada shoes you can wear.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

re: After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided.

Posted: 4/17/08 at 9:49am

And the red shoes! Don't forget the red shoes!

"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher

re: After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided.

Posted: 4/17/08 at 9:55am

And think of all those staircases getting off planes!!!

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

re: After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided.

Posted: 4/17/08 at 6:25pm

Ah, wearing red and walking down starircases. To say nothing about those hunky Swiss Gurads. I'm liking this.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

re: After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided.

Posted: 4/17/08 at 6:31pm

Hey Dolly, when you become Pope, bring back Piero marini as Master of Ceremonies.

Mrs R had a crush on him & now will not watch the pope because rev marini apparently got sacked & replaced by, in her words, a nerd.

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re: After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided.

Posted: 4/17/08 at 7:29pm

Well, you certainly wouldn't be the first judgemental, racist, hypocrite to hold the position.

PEACE.

#10

re: After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided.

Posted: 4/17/08 at 7:34pm

Roxy, I'll do anything your lovely wife requests--including the annulment of your marriage.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#11

re: After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided.

Posted: 4/17/08 at 7:56pm

And lord knows you probably are used to throngs kneeling before you.

PEACE.

#12

re: After watching all the coverage Pope Benedict's US visit, I've decided.

Posted: 4/17/08 at 8:40pm

Well the last time you knelt before me, Sueleen, the experience was less-than-satisfying.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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