Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
that I want to become Pope.
Pope Dollypop I has a certain ring to it.
How about just Dollypope
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
That'll work.
I think I'd look better in the costumes than Benedict does.
Hey... all the free Prada shoes you can wear.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
And the red shoes! Don't forget the red shoes!
And think of all those staircases getting off planes!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Ah, wearing red and walking down starircases. To say nothing about those hunky Swiss Gurads. I'm liking this.
Hey Dolly, when you become Pope, bring back Piero marini as Master of Ceremonies.
Mrs R had a crush on him & now will not watch the pope because rev marini apparently got sacked & replaced by, in her words, a nerd.
Well, you certainly wouldn't be the first judgemental, racist, hypocrite to hold the position.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Roxy, I'll do anything your lovely wife requests--including the annulment of your marriage.
And lord knows you probably are used to throngs kneeling before you.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Well the last time you knelt before me, Sueleen, the experience was less-than-satisfying.
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