All The Good Ones Are Taken

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 9/10/13 at 12:06pm

Why have you never married
I asked him
All the good ones are taken
He replied

I'd never marry an ugly woman
I'd never marry a real fatty
Unless she was rich
And then she wouldn't want me

All The Good Ones Are Taken
A lot of bad ones are taken too
I look around at women today
Half of them have tattoos

All The Good Ones Are Taken
Not many women left like my mom
I look around at women today
Most of them are real dumb

I came close to getting
married once
Both her mother and father
Hated me

At least I didn't set up a divorce
That's about all marriage does nowadays
Unless you are rich
And you're not set in your ways

All The Good Ones Are Taken
A lot of bad ones are taken too
I look around at women today
Half of them have tattos
All The Good Ones Are Taken
Not many women left like my mom
I look around at women today
Most of them are so dumb

Jim Colyer ascap


Nashville Girl Album

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/10/13 at 12:10pm

Ian Hunter already wrote this song in 1983. It goes without saying it's a thousand times better.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/10/13 at 12:22pm

Why have you never married
I asked him
All the good ones are gay
He replied

I'd never marry a woman
Unless she was my mom
And then she wouldn't want me
Like she never has

All The Good Ones Are Gay
A lot of bald ones are black too
I look around at women today
Half of them have small boobs

All The Good Ones Are Taken
Not many women F*CK like my mom
I look around at women today
Most of them are real dumb
And don't F*CK like my mom

I came close to cumming
only once
Both her mother and father
Blew me

At least I didn't set up a divorce
That's about all marriage does nowadays
Unless you are gay
And you get F*CKed by Mama Colyer


Jim Colyer asshat