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And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...

And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...

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mejusthavingfun
#1And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 4:18pm

Mary Cheney and Heather Poe just had a baby boy for Grandpa Dickey!

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#2re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 4:20pm

Very clever, mejust. Very clever.


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PalJoey
#2re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 5:04pm

This from the conservative website WorldNetDaily.com:

According to reports, Mary's homosexual partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, "will have no legal relationship with her child. She can't adopt as a second parent. She won't have her name on the birth certificate."
Cheney's lesbian daughter gives birth


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Calvin
#3re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 5:05pm

Suddenly I'm hearing the "Coram Boy" choir sing during that digging-up-the-baby-skeletons scene.

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lildogs
#4re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 5:09pm

Mary's "homosexual partner?" Isn't that a little redundant? Reminds me of David Sedaris' "alcohol cocktail."

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mejusthavingfun
#5re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 5:15pm

LOL!

"Cheney's Lesbian Daughter Gives Birth" on CNN. Nice. I'm glad that is what she is known as. That b!tch doesn't deserve a name.

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#6re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 5:44pm

With Mejust's subject line, it's all just so miraculous. I hear Ricky Martin, George Michael, and Boy George are en route, atop something, er, humpy, three queens travelling from afar.


"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling

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lildogs
#7re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 5:47pm

They're bringing Creme de la Mer, an 8-ball and Red Bull.
Updated On: 5/23/07 at 05:47 PM

cheezedoodle
#8re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 5:48pm

And on Falwell's funeral day. It's all just too, too - well I have goosebumps.

"Samuel David Cheney was born at 9:46 a.m. at Sibley Hospital in Washington, the vice president's office announced. Vice President Cheney and his wife, Lynne, paid a visit to their new — and sixth — grandchild a few hours later.


Mary Cheney announced in December that she and Poe had decided to start a family. Her decision to become pregnant and raise a child with Poe was criticized in some conservative circles. James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, asserted that children need to be reared by heterosexual married couples, for instance.


The vice president bristled at questions on the topic."


"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
Updated On: 5/23/07 at 05:48 PM

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tazber
#9re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 5:49pm

Auggie and Lil, PRICELESS!!

I wonder if she's lying on a bed of hay.


....but the world goes 'round

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#10re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 6:06pm

If it's a boy, maybe they'll name him Jerry....


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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Mr Roxy
#11re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 7:51pm

How about Georgie?


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MatthewAddison
#12re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/23/07 at 7:57pm

It's the antichrist.

Trust me.

Falwell was wrong, the antichrist is not a Jewish male. It is the child of two homosexual gays!!!

(I'm going to have an alcoholic cocktail before all "hell" breaks loose!)

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Auggie27
#13re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/24/07 at 8:36am

The antichrist? Slouching toward Bethlehem ... PA.


"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling

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Elphaba
#15re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/26/07 at 6:43pm

oh n69, I will not sleep at all tonight due to that....


It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

broadwayguy2
#16re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/26/07 at 6:54pm

I can't remember if it was in Gay City or The Blade, but I loved the little article about "Mary Cheney gives birth to human baby.. despite having Dickey Cheney as a grandfather".

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Auggie27
#17re: And Mary shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name...
Posted: 5/26/07 at 7:12pm

Favorite new bumper sticker being sold in Times Square:

"Cheney and Satan in 08"


"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling


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