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[TheatreDiva90016]

And now, for a laugh...#1

Posted: 5/14/13 at 10:47pm

Theater Seats for Seniors

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,

"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The old man just groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient.

"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager. "Once again, the old man just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police.

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Fred," the old man moaned.

"Where ya from, Fred?"asked the police officer.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied,

"The balcony"

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

Updated On: 5/14/13 at 10:47 PM

[Gothampc]

And now, for a laugh...#2

Posted: 5/15/13 at 12:21am

HA!

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Updated On: 5/15/13 at 12:21 AM

[FindingNamo]

And now, for a laugh...#2

Posted: 5/15/13 at 12:24am

Poor Fred!

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[CarlosAlberto]

And now, for a laugh...#3

Posted: 5/15/13 at 6:58am

Updated On: 5/15/13 at 06:58 AM