Another Sex Scandal for the GOP

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 7/11/07 at 10:16pm

TITUSVILLE, Fla. -- Florida state Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen, R-Merritt Island, was arrested Wednesday and charged with soliciting an undercover male officer for sex at a park in Central Florida, according to police.

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I See Rehab Coming

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/11/07 at 10:57pm

Oh, those Florida Republicans!

[Liverpool]

Posted: 7/11/07 at 10:59pm

YAY FOR CLOSETED FLORIDA PERVERTS WHO RUN THE COUNTRY.

[opiv]

Posted: 7/11/07 at 11:03pm

This makes me kind of glad I wasn't picked to be a Page next year...

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/11/07 at 11:13pm

Oh, for crying out loud. The poor closeted Republican queen offered to PAY the cop 20 bucks if the cop would let Allen give him a hummer, and I don't mean one of those ridiculous tanks.

According to Jacksonville's Channel Four:

Allen, is a former Little League volunteer who also donated time to the Boys and Girls Club, serving on its board of directors.

He has a wife and a child, according the official Web site of the Florida House of Representatives.

Isn't it sad when Republicans have to live in the closet, be the closets located in Florida, or Ohio?? They always end up acting out in all sorts of inappropriate ways that end up ruining their careers and reputations!

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 7/11/07 at 11:15pm

Did you check his HOUSE bio? In particular his recreational interest?
Too Funny!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/11/07 at 11:19pm

Well it IS the Sunshine State. Piss gags are dirt cheap down there.

Something tells me the Orlando Bears will be putting out one fewer plate at their next buffet while Allen lays a little low.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/11/07 at 11:58pm

Why are they always so UGLY?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 12:21am

where did that preevert think he was?
xenia?

[South Fl Marc]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 7:56am

Because if they were pretty, they wouldn't have to pay.

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 9:25am

"I'm not in anyway associated with that they are saying, this is disgusting.' - Florida state representative Bob Allen (R-Merritt Island), shortly after he was arrested for soliciting a male undercover cop for sex in a Titusville park restroom. The busted pol allegedly offered $20 if the cop would let Allen blow him.

Because we both went to UCF and because he (unfortunately) is the state House representative for several of my friends in my hometown of Orlando, I've been following Bob Allen's shenanigans for some time.

Laugh #1: Rep. Allen is the author of failed Florida House Bill #1475, the "Lewd Or Lascivious Exhibition Act" which would have made public masturbation in the presence of another adult illegal, whether the other adult consented or not. Florida statutes already cover such behavior for when a minor is present and the bill died in committee in two months ago. I'm pretty sure Rep. Allen was violating #1475 when he offered to blow that cop, doncha think? Lucky for him it didn't pass!"

More at JOE.MY.GOD

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 9:44am

They do desire what they claim to hate.

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 9:51am

I wonder what the Xenia crowd thinks of all this? They seem to avoid these Republican scandal threads like the plague.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:05am

The scandals probably hit too close to home.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:23am

Look, JAG, a bright yellow shirt! Couldn't he have had a yellow bandana in his pocket like the classic watersports enthusiasts of yesteryear?

[Mamie]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:29am

Obviously another liberal Democratic party plot to besmirch the name of this good, Christian/Republican boy.

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:41am

"Couldn't he have had a yellow bandana in his pocket like the classic watersports enthusiasts of yesteryear? "

What makes you think he was wearing anything with pockets?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:47am

All I know is that this is somehow CLINTON'S FAULT!!!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:51am

Maybe they should call in their resident expert on "bathhouse behavior" and "latent homosexuality": An [sic] Coulter!!

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 12:40pm

But was the cop CUTE?

[mominator]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 12:49pm

That is the question...

Updated On: 7/12/07 at 12:49 PM

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 7/13/07 at 11:04am

Here's the Police Report:

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/docs/bob-allen/?resultpage=1&

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/docs/bob-allen/?resultpage=2&


Updated On: 7/13/07 at 11:04 AM

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 7/13/07 at 11:06am

[robbiej]

Posted: 7/13/07 at 12:53pm

A TOYOTA???

Way to 'buy American' you Repub-Dumb-F*CK!