Another Sex Scandal for the GOP

TITUSVILLE, Fla. -- Florida state Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen, R-Merritt Island, was arrested Wednesday and charged with soliciting an undercover male officer for sex at a park in Central Florida, according to police.

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I See Rehab Coming

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YAY FOR CLOSETED FLORIDA PERVERTS WHO RUN THE COUNTRY.

Oh, for crying out loud. The poor closeted Republican queen offered to PAY the cop 20 bucks if the cop would let Allen give him a hummer, and I don't mean one of those ridiculous tanks.

According to Jacksonville's Channel Four:

Allen, is a former Little League volunteer who also donated time to the Boys and Girls Club, serving on its board of directors.

He has a wife and a child, according the official Web site of the Florida House of Representatives.

Isn't it sad when Republicans have to live in the closet, be the closets located in Florida, or Ohio?? They always end up acting out in all sorts of inappropriate ways that end up ruining their careers and reputations!

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Well it IS the Sunshine State. Piss gags are dirt cheap down there.

Something tells me the Orlando Bears will be putting out one fewer plate at their next buffet while Allen lays a little low.

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where did that preevert think he was?
xenia?

"I'm not in anyway associated with that they are saying, this is disgusting.' - Florida state representative Bob Allen (R-Merritt Island), shortly after he was arrested for soliciting a male undercover cop for sex in a Titusville park restroom. The busted pol allegedly offered $20 if the cop would let Allen blow him.

Because we both went to UCF and because he (unfortunately) is the state House representative for several of my friends in my hometown of Orlando, I've been following Bob Allen's shenanigans for some time.

Laugh #1: Rep. Allen is the author of failed Florida House Bill #1475, the "Lewd Or Lascivious Exhibition Act" which would have made public masturbation in the presence of another adult illegal, whether the other adult consented or not. Florida statutes already cover such behavior for when a minor is present and the bill died in committee in two months ago. I'm pretty sure Rep. Allen was violating #1475 when he offered to blow that cop, doncha think? Lucky for him it didn't pass!"

More at JOE.MY.GOD

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I wonder what the Xenia crowd thinks of all this? They seem to avoid these Republican scandal threads like the plague.

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Look, JAG, a bright yellow shirt! Couldn't he have had a yellow bandana in his pocket like the classic watersports enthusiasts of yesteryear?

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"Couldn't he have had a yellow bandana in his pocket like the classic watersports enthusiasts of yesteryear? "

What makes you think he was wearing anything with pockets?

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Maybe they should call in their resident expert on "bathhouse behavior" and "latent homosexuality": An [sic] Coulter!!

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That is the question...

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Updated On: 7/12/07 at 12:49 PM