First it was Barbie, who made us all anorexic. Now, apparently, playing with pudgy Strawberry Shortcake and rotund Carebears made us all fat. So they're being given a "fruit forward" makeover....
No more desserts!
Strawberry Smoothie?
Strawberry Yogurrrl?
Poor Custard. I hope Bernie and MTM can find someone who will brush him regularly at Broadway Barks this year.
And 4Kids Entertainment, which licenses the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, will revive them next year in new video games, where they will have more muscles and less attitude.
Sounds like they're priming to bump Mario Lopez in favor of Nick Adams as Michelangelo in the next film!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
Don't forget a few years ago, they re-figured Cookie Monster on Sesame Street. (Because we all know a hairy puppet on a PBS station has more influence on a child than a mother saying "Go near that cookie jar one more time and you'll spoil your dinner."
i'm more interested in "earring magic ken"
from wikipedia:
Mattel had conducted a survey of girls asking if Ken should be retained as Barbie's boyfriend or whether a new doll should be introduced in that role. Survey results indicated that girls wanted Ken kept but wanted him to look "cooler." The redesigned Ken was the result. Observers quickly noted the resemblance of Earring Magic Ken to a stereotypical gay man, from the purple clothes to the earring to the necklace, which was described as a "chrome****ring."
Broadway Star Joined: 12/9/06
Ew, how wrong. They're sexing up Strawberry Shortcake!
Now kids will be not fat, but skinny and whores. Wonderful.
I'm a little lost on how that's "sexing it up", I just think its a smart redesigning of a model that is probably too old fashioned for today's kids.
But of course it has to be politicized.
Broadway Star Joined: 12/9/06
I think it looks like one of those Bratz dolls with it's big head, eyes (with make-up) and tiny waist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bratz
It looks nothing like a Bratz doll, which are truly ho-ey and disturbing. This is honestly the third thing I have seen about this on the internet...lighten up, already!
The new one's fine, I suppose.
But I'm biased... in favor of the original, because a friend of mine at work's mother designed her.
A country full of victims. No one can take responsibility for their own actions. It's always somebody or something else, at fault.
I blame Snoopy's belly for the rising gas prices.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
If one ate food instead of issues, there wouoldn't be such problems.
I love the original Strawberry Shortcake. I still have my old Strawberry dolls!
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