so..you're saying because you have a penis you can't hit it. so, anyone who also has a penis can't hit it either?
Just for information's sake, I have a penis as well (a working one, at that) and can hit that note for all it's worth and then some.
what does that say for me, sir?
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD