Namo, I'm sure you can relate to this. I actually have a television in a spare bedroom that has no remote control. In fact, you have to change channels by turning a knob. A knob!
I've also heard tell of ones that have "tubes" in the back that would be replaced as needed. And....and....there was no color! Every thing was black and white! Wherefore art thou, Ted Turner?
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.