Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:28am

...is an a**hole. But you knew that, right?

Combining these two concepts, however, takes imagination. Here is a story about a man in the Phillipines who, after a drunken night of reveling, had to go to the hospital to get a can of Axe removed from where the sun don't shine. Hee-larious hi-jinx, video footage, and a possible lawsuit ensue!

Baby out!

Updated On: 4/22/08 at 11:28 AM

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:35am

Hey, my boyfrind uses Axe! I like it cause it makes him smell like a straight boy.

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:36am

(note to self -- keep choice of body spray hidden in gym bag next time Calvin sees Borstal at gym )

[lildogs]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:38am

Axe is High Karate in a better dispenser.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:38am

You guys use Axe? Oh, the humanity!!!

It's like having a radioactive sugarplum fairy fart in your face!

Updated On: 4/22/08 at 11:38 AM

[tazber]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:38am

I couldn't even tell what they were doing, but it looked nasty.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:44am

Only straight acting bottoms use Axe.

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:47am

Actually, I'm using it right now because it was the easiest thing to point to in Gristedes.

Why do they keep their deodorant behind the service counter with the cold medicine? Can one make meth out of melted down Speed Sticks?

[tazber]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:48am

if you know what you're doing. But it's very flammable so be careful!

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:49am

Maybe it gets rid of the cat pee smell.

[lildogs]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:51am

You're buying product at Gristede's....what kind of a homo are you? That's straight-acting bottom-curious behavior!

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:53am

No, babe. It's Reggie-Mack-Dawson-Ran-Off-With-My-Moneys-And-Now-I'm-Clipping-Coupons behavior.

[lildogs]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:57am

Make a midnight run to Atlantic City and use the Consuela song!

Or you could enter a dance marathon, start a catering company, work at the burger joint...

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:59am

Or do anything for $8 an hour.

If only I could find Will Utay to be my croupier.... Updated On: 4/22/08 at 11:59 AM

[SpellingBeeFan4Ever]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:00pm

I got into an axe fight at my friend's house. He had 3 cans and the three of us (Me, Him, and his friend) were spraying eachother with it.

[lildogs]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:01pm

Well, Happy Earth Day!

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:03pm

It works better with real axes.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:16pm

It's actually "mom-and-dad-need-money-for-the-mortgage-or-we'll lose-the-house-so-let's-form-the-silver-platters-to pay-for-the gift-that-Jan-messed-up-cause-she-wont-wear-her- mofo-glasses" behavior.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:54pm

Borstal,

Why does that link take me to porn?

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:56pm

They keep your deodorant behind the counter? Really? Weird.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:04pm

Nerve.com isn't a porn site, just a sexy one. I don't know why they threw up that sign-up thingy

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:23pm

Yeah ... could not get to it.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:26pm

It's...

[lildogs]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:34pm

I just looked at that link Borstal...jeez...Now I'm REALLY not interested in fisting.