Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
#1Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:28am
...is an a**hole. But you knew that, right?
Combining these two concepts, however, takes imagination. Here is a story about a man in the Phillipines who, after a drunken night of reveling, had to go to the hospital to get a can of Axe removed from where the sun don't shine. Hee-larious hi-jinx, video footage, and a possible lawsuit ensue!
Baby out!
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:35amHey, my boyfrind uses Axe! I like it cause it makes him smell like a straight boy.
#2re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:36am
(note to self -- keep choice of body spray hidden in gym bag next time Calvin sees Borstal at gym
)
#3re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:38amAxe is High Karate in a better dispenser.
#4re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:38am
You guys use Axe? Oh, the humanity!!!
It's like having a radioactive sugarplum fairy fart in your face!
#5re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:38amI couldn't even tell what they were doing, but it looked nasty.
#6re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:44amOnly straight acting bottoms use Axe.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#7re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:47am
Actually, I'm using it right now because it was the easiest thing to point to in Gristedes.
Why do they keep their deodorant behind the service counter with the cold medicine? Can one make meth out of melted down Speed Sticks?
#8re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:48amif you know what you're doing. But it's very flammable so be careful!
#9re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:49amMaybe it gets rid of the cat pee smell.
#10re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:51amYou're buying product at Gristede's....what kind of a homo are you? That's straight-acting bottom-curious behavior!
#11re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:53amNo, babe. It's Reggie-Mack-Dawson-Ran-Off-With-My-Moneys-And-Now-I'm-Clipping-Coupons behavior.
#12re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:57am
Make a midnight run to Atlantic City and use the Consuela song!
Or you could enter a dance marathon, start a catering company, work at the burger joint...
#13re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:59am
Or do anything for $8 an hour.
If only I could find Will Utay to be my croupier....
Updated On: 4/22/08 at 11:59 AM
#14re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:00pmI got into an axe fight at my friend's house. He had 3 cans and the three of us (Me, Him, and his friend) were spraying eachother with it.
#17re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:16pmIt's actually "mom-and-dad-need-money-for-the-mortgage-or-we'll lose-the-house-so-let's-form-the-silver-platters-to pay-for-the gift-that-Jan-messed-up-cause-she-wont-wear-her- mofo-glasses" behavior.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#18re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:54pm
Borstal,
Why does that link take me to porn?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#19re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:56pmThey keep your deodorant behind the counter? Really? Weird.
#20re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:04pm
Nerve.com isn't a porn site, just a sexy one. I don't know why they threw up that sign-up thingy
#21re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:23pmYeah ... could not get to it.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#22re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:26pm

It's...
#23re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...
Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:34pmI just looked at that link Borstal...jeez...Now I'm REALLY not interested in fisting.
Videos







