Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

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Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:28am

...is an a**hole. But you knew that, right?

Combining these two concepts, however, takes imagination. Here is a story about a man in the Phillipines who, after a drunken night of reveling, had to go to the hospital to get a can of Axe removed from where the sun don't shine. Hee-larious hi-jinx, video footage, and a possible lawsuit ensue!

Baby out!

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Updated On: 4/22/08 at 11:28 AM

#2

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:35am

Hey, my boyfrind uses Axe! I like it cause it makes him smell like a straight boy.

#3

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:36am

(note to self -- keep choice of body spray hidden in gym bag next time Calvin sees Borstal at gym )

#4

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:38am

Axe is High Karate in a better dispenser.

#5

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:38am

You guys use Axe? Oh, the humanity!!!

It's like having a radioactive sugarplum fairy fart in your face!

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Updated On: 4/22/08 at 11:38 AM

#6

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:38am

I couldn't even tell what they were doing, but it looked nasty.

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#7

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:44am

Only straight acting bottoms use Axe.

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#8

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:47am

Actually, I'm using it right now because it was the easiest thing to point to in Gristedes.

Why do they keep their deodorant behind the service counter with the cold medicine? Can one make meth out of melted down Speed Sticks?

#9

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:48am

if you know what you're doing. But it's very flammable so be careful!

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#10

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:49am

Maybe it gets rid of the cat pee smell.

#11

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:51am

You're buying product at Gristede's....what kind of a homo are you? That's straight-acting bottom-curious behavior!

#12

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:53am

No, babe. It's Reggie-Mack-Dawson-Ran-Off-With-My-Moneys-And-Now-I'm-Clipping-Coupons behavior.

#13

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:57am

Make a midnight run to Atlantic City and use the Consuela song!

Or you could enter a dance marathon, start a catering company, work at the burger joint...

#14

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 11:59am

Or do anything for $8 an hour.

If only I could find Will Utay to be my croupier....

Updated On: 4/22/08 at 11:59 AM

#15

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:00pm

I got into an axe fight at my friend's house. He had 3 cans and the three of us (Me, Him, and his friend) were spraying eachother with it.

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#16

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:01pm

Well, Happy Earth Day!

#17

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:03pm

It works better with real axes.

#18

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:16pm

It's actually "mom-and-dad-need-money-for-the-mortgage-or-we'll lose-the-house-so-let's-form-the-silver-platters-to pay-for-the gift-that-Jan-messed-up-cause-she-wont-wear-her- mofo-glasses" behavior.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#19

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:54pm

Borstal,

Why does that link take me to porn?

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#20

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 12:56pm

They keep your deodorant behind the counter? Really? Weird.

#21

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:04pm

Nerve.com isn't a porn site, just a sexy one. I don't know why they threw up that sign-up thingy

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#22

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:23pm

Yeah ... could not get to it.

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#23

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:26pm

It's...

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#24

re: Anyone who uses Axe Body Spray...

Posted: 4/22/08 at 1:34pm

I just looked at that link Borstal...jeez...Now I'm REALLY not interested in fisting.