AscotBack, an "A Chorus Line" inspired SexyBack

When I don't have Astro lab, weird things happen. Like this:

AscotBack
{SexyBack}

BOBBY
I'm bringing ascot back
Them other actors don't know how to act
I know I’m special, yes, this is a fact
So let me dance and I’ll sign the contract

RICHIE
Take ‘em to the bridge!

[Bridge]

BOBBY
Buffalo
It is the shackle
Gloom is abundant
And suicide is really redundant
”It’s just a toy, please don’t send me away!”

AL
Take ‘em to the chorus (line)!

[Chorus]

ZACH
Come on boy

ALL
Oh God, I hope I get it

ZACH
Move to the back

ALL
Oh God, I hope I get it

ZACH
Get it right

ALL
Oh God, I hope I get it

LARRY
Leap, left, right

ALL
Oh God, I hope I get it

GREG
Let me see what you're working with

ALL
Oh God, I hope I get it

VAL
Look at my tits

ALL
Oh God, I hope I get it

JUDY
You make me smile

ALL
Oh God, I hope I get it

MARK
I’m just a child

ALL
Oh God, I hope I get it

BOBBY
And put your ascot on

ALL
Oh God, I hope I get it

[X7]

BOBBY
Put your ascot on

I'm bringing ascot back
Them other f***ers don't know how to act
Come let me tackle all the things you lack
Like your furniture has gotta be fixed fast

MIKE
Take ‘em to the bridge!

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

I'm bringing ascot back
Troy Donahue, don’t wait till I attack
If it’s not sports you better watch your back
Just cause jocks and me pair off like Crest and plaque

PAUL
Take ‘em to the chorus (line)!

[Chorus]

Oh yeah, no question.

Paint Sheila green and you have a f**king powder keg!

Kerrie,

How have you NOT heard SexyBack! That song is stalking me and everyone I know...blasting from every store we walk by, every car that drives by, every overloud iPod on the subway...

Akiva