At last! No more clammy sacks or "bat-wing" syndrome
At last! No more clammy sacks or "bat-wing" syndrome
Joined: 12/31/69
#1At last! No more clammy sacks or "bat-wing" syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 10:46am
"Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits."
It's for real and you can buy it at Amazon!
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#2re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 11:04amThe customer reviews are hysterical.
"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------
"I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#2re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 11:05am
"lightly scented with a masculine fragrance"
Oh, my.
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#3re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 11:09am
I'm embarassed to ask:
what is "bat-wing" syndrome?
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
#4re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 11:10am
customer review:
"just dump on a nice, heapin' helping and work it into a nice paste, and I'm as clean and soft as a spring breeze. The wife digs it too. Sometimes I plop my ol' fella onto the dining room table just to freshen the room up a bit."
....but the world goes 'round
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#5re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 11:25am
Roscoe, visualize a bat. Now visualize the male area, sweaty and sticky, adhering to both thighs.
I'm ordering two.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 11:55am
"Before Balla Powder, I thought that batwings were just part of being a guy."
Oh God, the reviews are GREAT!
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#7re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 11:58amAh. Now I see. Why not just accept the bat-wing that is?
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
#8re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 11:59am
Andy Towle featured this product this morning.
The model for their marketing campaign is cute.
Avoid the Dreaded 'Bat Wing' Syndrome!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#9re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 12:01pmI LIKE my chafing, thank you very much! And if picking the small dead skin strips off of my balls, carefully maneuvering the crust around each pubic hair, provides me with hours of guilty pleasure entertainment, then by jiminy, you're not going to take that away from me!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#10re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 12:20pmCherish the batwing because if we did not have batwings we wouldn't have the joy of peeling them off.
#11re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/15/08 at 12:26pm
"A great investment, I highly recommend buying it. You'd have to be NUTS not to."
HA! The reviews are killing me.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#12re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 12:45pm
More help for men:
"For anyone who's ever been in a situation where no matter how clean they are they still feel less than fresh, The French Connection has invented a product to help!"
Butt Pirate Intimate Deodorant.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#13re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 12:52pmThose of us in our dotage will remember a wonderful commercial back in the 70's with a teenage daughter asking "Mom, do you ever feel...you know....not so fresh?"
#14re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 12:56pm"Sure, it's great for keeping your nut-satchel smelling sweeter than a tour of a butterscotch factory."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#15re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 12:58pmI've taken to calling it my "Yam Sack."
#16re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 1:01pm
How about that SNL commercial with Joe Piscopo for Peenie Pads.
They're like tampons for men.
When 2 shakes doesn't get it all.
....but the world goes 'round
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#17re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 1:08pmI thought more than one shake is playing with it?
#18re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 1:13pm
See, now you have to coordinate how your balls and asscrack smell.
One more worry for me in the morning!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#19re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 1:15pm
Doodle, it's totally worth the effort.
"That's one tasty hole!"
#20re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 1:16pmI'm surprised there's no tossed salad flavor.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#21re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 1:17pm
can you imagine if you had a seabreeze smelling sack and a pumpkin spice smelling crack.
That is just so unappealing.
....but the world goes 'round
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#22re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:37pmI always use "Gee, your ass smells like a pumpkin pie!" Masculine Hygiene Spray from Butt Pirate!
#23re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:40pmI like "Bouncin' and Behavin'" ball powder, meeself.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#24re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome
Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:46pmThere is a product out on the market called "UMPIRE". It's for men with foul balls.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
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