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#26

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:47pm

How exactly is it "the only product on the market that deodorizes as it safely evacuates and protects the bottom about to have vanilla or more extreme play"?

Me no understand.

#27

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:49pm

"Evacuates" is not a word you want associated with butt play.

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#28

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:56pm

I thought it was a deodorant spray. Now it seems more, um, involved.

#29

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:59pm

I know two girls who feel differently, Borstal.

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#30

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:03pm

Well, doodle, Butt Pirate sounds strong enough for a woman but made for a man.

#31

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:09pm

I want to see some commercials for these...if we can have Summer's Eve commercials, howza bout these items?

#32

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:11pm

Now is a good a time as any to trot this out:
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#33

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:21pm

Someone needs to come up with a merkin sanitizer too. We all share mine, depending on who shaved that day and it really gets damp.

....but the world goes 'round

#34

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:21pm

I'm betting, at least, a dozen of our preteen female posters became lesbians after reading this thread.

These are not good visuals.

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#35

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:21pm

Is there such a thing as "boy douche" (besides Pauly Shore, of course) or do we have to use the girly version? I dont want to discuss my freshness with my mom.

#36

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:23pm

their called enemas, doodle.

....but the world goes 'round

#37

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:27pm

You can see enemas demonstrated in some of the finer gay porns.

#38

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:29pm

Didn't Troy Donahue endorse a line of Male Douches?

"Smellin' of Troy!"

#39

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:33pm

No joe, it was lube. "gellin of Troy"

....but the world goes 'round

#40

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:36pm

"If you use too much your sac just may look and feel like a dried apricot, not very sexy guys."

#FactsMatter...your feelings not so much.

#41

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:38pm

Oh Yeah Taz I remember the ads- annoying yuppie guys calling back and forth over the partitions of the bath house "Are you gelling?"

#42

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:41pm

What do you use if you WANT your sac to be manly and musky and rank?

#43

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:46pm

The gym

....but the world goes 'round

#44

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 4:01pm

With friends like StreemMaster (tm), who needs enemas?

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Updated On: 7/16/08 at 04:01 PM

#45

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 4:03pm

that demo is hilarious with it's sped up film sequences.

....but the world goes 'round

#46

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 4:13pm

OK now that this thread is in full swing I gotta ask. Does anyone else remember that zestfully clean smell of summer camp?

I attended a Boy Scout Jamboree two times and recall vividly that after about a day and a half in the wild we all smelled a little "gamy". Worse still was having the share a tent with another dude who was more aromatically challenged than I was. Something about the age range of say 10 - 25 when all warning systems go on emergency alert.

#FactsMatter...your feelings not so much.

#47

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 4:23pm

I'll wait for the sequel, StreemMaster 2010.

Until then, I wanna smell fresh...and, taz, an enema is not a douche...that's just silly!

#48

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 4:26pm

I think StreemMaster is not only a revolutionary innovation in douche design--it's also the NEW revolutionary costume for the day!

#49

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 4:27pm

Do you have to wear the whole shower?

#50

re: At last! No more clammy sacks or 'bat-wing' syndrome

Posted: 7/16/08 at 4:27pm

The demo wasn't what I was hoping for.

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