And the winner is... (Drum Roll) ... SHELITA BUFFET submitted by M J R. Congratulations!!! I loved them all, but there's something about Shelita Buffett that just strikes me as very funny. Honorable mention goes to DGrant for Ida Slapter and to Corine2 for her numerous submissions and tenacity.
Thank you all for playing!
M.J.R., please PM me to claim your prize.
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela