BitterBetty allow me to *sweeten you up* baby. You look like you need some good ol' fashion down home lovin' baby. Updated On: 9/30/04 at 05:55 PM
If that doesn't get you all hot and bothered, I don't know what will...
I think you scared BitterBetty away...
she probably just went to freshen up in the powder room...
I believe that may be true - it takes the old broads a little longer...
"Give me a man who is handsome and strong - then give me a month to get ready!"
--Pippin
Or she needed a nip of liquid courage, and went down to the cellar to get a tumbler of moonshine...
I think you're on the right track...
If she's been drinking liquid courage all this time, she's going to be a regular LION!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Honey, if she's already an old woman from the South, she needs NO fortification - they take NO prisoners!
That's true... and knowing Betty, she's holding nothing back tonight!
Edit - double post. Dang!
hello all....is Betty here?
You know, I haven't seen Betty all evening...
I think she's out back with the whip...
I would, but there's some lady with a cell phone blocking the door.
what she dosnt have the clapper in there?
I shall go on a rescue mission immediately! Stand back!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Betty is fine! y'all jes THOUGHT you were gonna get rid of this ole gal....Well, I have some news! I aint goin anywheres
Why Betty - I've never been so happy to see you. You had me worried, but now I realize I was concerned for no reason. You go girl!
adgal, you do tickle me to death....your more fun than a coon at a fox chase
Betty if I wasn't promised to 2 others, you would be first on my list!!
Why Bobby, that's the SWEETEST thing anyone has EVER said to me!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Wel, arent you just flatterer SOC2...mmmm hmmm.....I know whay you younguns are about...all of y'all need a spankin....where is my hickory stick!?
oh Im sure its not THE sweetest....but its up there
Nope. Coon at a fox chase. That's the sweetest!
Certainly better than blah blah blah...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Blah, blah, blah?? what the hell is that?? I cant keep up with kids....
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