BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!- Page 5

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:17pm

Why, Betty - you just have to get hip to the new language!

And, Betty - what's this I hear about a gentleman caller???

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:18pm

No gentlemen callers this evening....I havent had my monthly bath yet....But itll be soon!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:24pm

Is that why you look like you're sucking on a lemon?

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:26pm

Probably the same dadgum reason you like are grinning like a jacka$$ eatin cactus!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:31pm

I surrender. I have NO response to that. I can't even type I'm laughing so hard.

Help - Undi - I need your clever wit!!!

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:36pm

Well, you were easy Adgal.....lightweight!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:36pm

Yes! That must be the reason. Or her rubber teddies are cutting off her circulation...

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:38pm

whos says I wear panties?!@

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:39pm

with the hair grown that long from all that moonshine, Betty don't need no panties...

[Bobby457]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:40pm

Betty is a card isnt she! Hope she isnt offending anyone...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:41pm

Mine, too, Undi!

And who does she think she is calling me easy. And a lightweight. Just wait til she gets back...

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:42pm

well adgal...not in any particular order deary....a gurl your age has to get it somehow! and from what I seen...you aint doin too bad lady!

[beacon1]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:43pm

Are you kiddin' me with this? LOL!

Betty sounds like my maternal grandma's side of the family down in Kentucky...moonshine, stills...pipesmokin' women...chewing tobaccy...and lots of sass!

Makes me long for some country gravy on biscuits! MMM mmm mmm

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:45pm

Damn straight, Betty! I'm doing just FINE in that department!

Jealous??

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:45pm

Beacon darlin, Im yer mama's worst nightmare!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:46pm

beacon - Betty is out of control! I'm thinking of developing a TV pilot around her...

[beacon1]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:48pm

There's gotta be a hounddog in it somewhere...and a silent man smoking a pipe and just sitting in a rocker on the porch...maybe whittling...maybe cradling a jug with X on it...

The theme music must include a banjo!

[Bobby457]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:48pm

Well, I think Im going to call it a night....Betty, it probably wouldnt hurt you any to get some sleep!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:49pm

Last call is for quitters.

Betty knows that!

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:49pm

Yer probably right ...nite all! Stay outa trouble....I have spys!

[SonofCorine2]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:51pm

Corine2 just told me that you're my grandmother.

Hi grandmama

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:52pm

I've heard about those spies. They lurk outside my window... and get very loud!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:53pm

*spitting my drink across my desk*

Undi - Sweet JESUS!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/1/04 at 9:07am

Oh Betty - where ARE you???

I realize you need many more hours of beauty sleep than the rest of us...

[beacon1]

Posted: 10/1/04 at 9:30am

Would Betty consider dating RightSaidRick?

I think they would make an amaaaazing couple!