BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!! — Page 7

#151

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/1/04 at 8:05pm

I expect you're right, Undi.

BitterBetty is a clever old gal.

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#152

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/3/04 at 7:30pm

ok, now I'm really getting worried about BitterBetty...

What in the world could have happened to her??

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#153

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/3/04 at 8:02pm

Don't worry Adgal...I'm sure she'll be back tomorrow. Unless she died in her sleep.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#154

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/3/04 at 8:06pm

She just called me about an hour ago. She was filming Grannys Gone Wild down in Tijuana and needed some cash to get home since the Mexican officials stole her purse.

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#155

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/3/04 at 8:08pm

Well, that explains it!

So - who is going to go bail her out??

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#156

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/3/04 at 8:08pm

Nobody has to bail her out. She's happy there. In the past 2 hours she's gotten more action than she's seen in the past 40 years.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#157

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/3/04 at 8:10pm

Well, good for Betty.

Maybe we need to start calling her Gettin It Granny...

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#158

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/3/04 at 8:11pm

I always knew she was Gay,Gay,Gay.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#159

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/3/04 at 8:18pm

Granny is going to beat you up for that!

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#160

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/3/04 at 8:21pm

I'm hoping...I miss the old gizzard.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#161

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/3/04 at 11:28pm

gizzards for lizards

#162

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 4:45am

Betty's busy buying a bit of better butter because Betty bobbled by buying a bit of bitter butter because Betty's bifocals broke by being busted by beastly Broadwayboobs.

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Updated On: 10/4/04 at 04:45 AM

#163

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 10:36am

that's a mouthful

#164

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 11:01am

That's just what Miss Betty said to me the last time we were together.

#165

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 11:34am

made more impressive because she didn't have her dentures in...

#166

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 2:13pm

Alright y'all....I have been watchin you....and i have to say....Granny aint too happy....What the hell is this "Hemmroid" thread fer gawds sake....have you no shame???

#167

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 2:14pm

Yea Granny...I'm ready to whack your hemmroids off...now pull down those bloomers.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#168

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 2:14pm

oh, yay! You're back!

We thought Bitter Betty bit the bullet while picking a peck of peckers...

#169

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 2:18pm

Cookie...Im never satisfied with just a peck!

Boobs, you dont have hemmeroids...you give em!

#170

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 2:20pm

I'm gonna give you something Betty that will make your knees weak. A shot in the head with my baseball bat !!!

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#171

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 2:22pm

You better bring yer lunch Miss Boobs....cuz Grannies got ALL DAY LONG!

#172

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 2:23pm

Matt_G is making me a nice lunch, so don't you worry your pretty little head Betty.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#173

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 2:29pm

I just had a delicious lunch.

Very high in protein.
Atkins approved.

Now - what in the world are you all bickering about?

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#174

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 2:30pm

Hi NY - How are you my dear? Good weekend?

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#175

re: BITTERBETTY DA BOMB!!!

Posted: 10/4/04 at 2:33pm

Bobby, Betty's been lookin' fer ya. She owes you spankin'

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."