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#1

BREAKING NEWS

Barack Obama just won North Dakota


WHOOPEEEEEE

oh wait, thats right, no one lives in North Dakota.
#2

broken newts

so that means all four of the ex-presidents of the united states of america immortalized at mount rushmore went black.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#3

broken newts

exactly papa, and don't expect them to ever go back
#4

broken newts

i'm calling smigel. jimmy carter's gonna hafta use his laser vision to waste their stone asses.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#5

broken newts

REAGAN SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#6

broken newts

Umm, Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#7

broken newts

no! really?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#8

broken newts

Looks like papa is ready to be on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader"
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#9

broken newts

I'd add that there are 600,000+ proud Americans in ND.
#FactsMatter...your feelings not so much.

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