Sad news, ladies and gentlemen. One of my favorite contestants (and lover) JACXR71 has regretfully had to bow out of the competition this afternoon. He has a personal loss and doesn't want the details devulged on here, but I'm confident, having gotten to know him, that this isn't just some Manchausen-by-Internet scam or a cheap ploy to drop out without me bitching at him.
He will hopefully be returning as an alternate, should one of you other lazy muthaF*CKas have to drop out. Just hold off for a few weeks until he can sort of what's going on - and then I will not be so "PLEASE STICK AROUND" as I have been lately.
Sorry for your loss, JAC. If you ever need to release that sexual anguish...PM me.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
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