#28
Posted: 3/12/05 at 4:36pm
"eww is he large?dose he need his own terkey on thanksgiveing?"
Large doesn't begin to describe Aunt Dollypop's zaftig figure.
No one is supposed to know this, but he wears a girdle. He's also been known to stuff a sock down his pants just like Melvin P Thorpe in "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas."
As for the turkey Liam, you know how the more the more turkey you eat, the sleepier you are because of the triptophan? Let's just say that Aunt Dollypop was comatose for a week after last Thanksgiving...
Large doesn't begin to describe Aunt Dollypop's zaftig figure.
No one is supposed to know this, but he wears a girdle. He's also been known to stuff a sock down his pants just like Melvin P Thorpe in "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas."
As for the turkey Liam, you know how the more the more turkey you eat, the sleepier you are because of the triptophan? Let's just say that Aunt Dollypop was comatose for a week after last Thanksgiving...
Updated On: 3/12/05 at 04:36 PM
#30
Posted: 3/12/05 at 4:45pm
Can I be in someone's family? 
NIL MAGNUM NISI BONUM "No greatness without goodness."
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#32
Posted: 3/12/05 at 4:48pm
Thanks liam!
NIL MAGNUM NISI BONUM "No greatness without goodness."
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#33
Posted: 3/12/05 at 4:49pm
I call slutty lesbian cousin!!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#34
Posted: 3/12/05 at 4:55pm
Lael, I want you in my family!
Emcee would be my cool older sister (making her Slaton's cool aunt) and QM and amasis would be the nurses who look after me and keep me in my padded room. Glory would be my brother. Tiff would be another cousin, I think, and Ellie would be a distant relation of some sort that I only really talk to because she's nifty.
#36
Posted: 3/12/05 at 4:57pm
Nia, does that mean I get to be the slutty lesbian cousin (with a heart of gold)?
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#39
Posted: 3/12/05 at 5:02pm
Yes indeed, Lael! Actually... you can be a second cousin that I'm not actually related to. That way we're still sort of family, but it's not incestous if you want to make out with me sometime.
Liam, I suppose that will make us something too. 
#41
Posted: 3/12/05 at 5:06pm
Okay!! So, Liam, you're my second cousin too!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#45
Posted: 3/12/05 at 5:08pm
well then Boobs is not our daddy and hes my twin!he got all the brains and oldness!
#46
Posted: 3/12/05 at 5:32pm
This thread's funny. I'll have to think about it for a while....
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#47
Posted: 3/12/05 at 5:45pm
im an orphan...
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#49
Posted: 3/12/05 at 5:52pm
And don't you worry, Nia... this nurse would be looking after you just fine. 
Not too sure about that Amasis though.
QM
Not too sure about that Amasis though.
QM
'He really wasn't good as Fieyro. Is it just me or does he sort of come across as a pimp? Just...the hand motions I've seen him do and the attitude..not that Taye is a pimp.' - SallyBrown on Taye Diggs as Fiyero
#50
Posted: 3/12/05 at 6:10pm
hmmm... i think dgrant would be a cool dad! mominator could be me mum. addy and rath could be me aunts. liam and spider me brothers. gunn my cousin. munk the uncle i love to hate. and amasis or shubert could be me lovers... cuz they're hot....
i'm up for adoption also if anyone would care to take me. i don't do dishes, clean my room, do my homework, and i hog the remote and clog up the tivo. to quote even stevens, (louis to his mum when he hears she wants to leave for a vacation) "you can make me breakfest and do my laundrey and *that'll* be an adventure!"
actually now i think i'm the retarded cousin
i'm up for adoption also if anyone would care to take me. i don't do dishes, clean my room, do my homework, and i hog the remote and clog up the tivo. to quote even stevens, (louis to his mum when he hears she wants to leave for a vacation) "you can make me breakfest and do my laundrey and *that'll* be an adventure!"
actually now i think i'm the retarded cousin
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