BWW family... — Page 3

I am an orphan. Nobody loves me. My parents abandoned me at a very early age and my wicked Aunt Arline pushed me down a fligh a of stairs when I was six. My mother beat me with wire hangers. I need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mary_Ethel would be my dad, and I'd be motherless, but Rath would be (as I said earlier) the cool (grand?)aunt you secretly wish had a crush on you. BST would be my twin who's older by 6 minutes and spends the rest of the time reminding me that she's still technically the oldest. Ellie and Allie would be my little sisters (Ellie being the ugly one who thinks she's a "slut" and Allie being the level-headed one with good taste and class ). Mabel would be the cool out-of-town cousin. Som would be my angsty younger doppleganger, Slaton would be that precocious overachiever nephew you always favored, especially compared to his slower but endearing brother, Liam.

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Updated On: 3/12/05 at 09:07 PM

Well...Nia is appartently my distant cousin, who only talks to me because I'm nifty. I'm cool with that. Tiff is my elder sister, who is secretly seethingly jealous of my youth and looks. Allie, of course, is my twin. And I also have a couple of odd relations who I don't like to mention...like old Nana herself, Rath. Poor dear, she's not long for this world.

Ignore her folks, she drinks.

There, there, Nana...it's alright. Who forgot to give Nana her meds today? And pee-ew...did nobody change her diaper either?