#1
Posted: 11/24/04 at 9:03am
This may provoke ire, but annyone else notice how ... strange ... things are getting, post-election? Forget all the Republican in-fighting (which has provoked conservative columnist David Brooks to wag his finger ominiously at the imploding Party of Power...)
The mood in the country after the W victory seems very tense. The phenomena I site is, admittedly, entirely unrelated. And I'm no anthropologist. But what a bizarre week. We learned that, despite the red state ranting about moral values, most of them watch DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, dare I say, religiously? And then everyone got ruffled and unruffled over the pre-game, towel dropping inter-racial locker room pas de deux. Fox, always offended by sex, showed it non-stop, just to make sure we understood how lurid and values-affronting it really was. You know, "Look how awful we are, America! Look at that towel! Look at her daring to jump in that man's arms! Oh! Oh!!!"
Then we see fans -- who should be content, basking in Bush-era American glow -- acting certifiably insane at a basketball game, and the players retaliating. And hunters are firing at each other, instead of bucks n'bambis. Maybe it's just me. But these feel like creepy times we'll look back on as,well, creepy. Even the Christmas ads are strangely un-Christmas-y. It's like they're already advertising January sales. Without Kerry and the wimp Dems to kick around, parts of middle America are on edge and don't know what to do with its rage. Talk about a phyrric victory. Maybe Dan Rather can explain it before he checks out.
The mood in the country after the W victory seems very tense. The phenomena I site is, admittedly, entirely unrelated. And I'm no anthropologist. But what a bizarre week. We learned that, despite the red state ranting about moral values, most of them watch DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, dare I say, religiously? And then everyone got ruffled and unruffled over the pre-game, towel dropping inter-racial locker room pas de deux. Fox, always offended by sex, showed it non-stop, just to make sure we understood how lurid and values-affronting it really was. You know, "Look how awful we are, America! Look at that towel! Look at her daring to jump in that man's arms! Oh! Oh!!!"
Then we see fans -- who should be content, basking in Bush-era American glow -- acting certifiably insane at a basketball game, and the players retaliating. And hunters are firing at each other, instead of bucks n'bambis. Maybe it's just me. But these feel like creepy times we'll look back on as,well, creepy. Even the Christmas ads are strangely un-Christmas-y. It's like they're already advertising January sales. Without Kerry and the wimp Dems to kick around, parts of middle America are on edge and don't know what to do with its rage. Talk about a phyrric victory. Maybe Dan Rather can explain it before he checks out.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
Updated On: 11/24/04 at 09:03 AM