Beautiful!!! - this has been viewed 97,099,772 times...

[bmw4212]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 12:49pm

Beautiful!!! - this has been viewed 97,099,772 times...

:) http://www.click-here-to-view.4x2.net/ :)

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 12:53pm

Don't watch! It's more Jesus lovin' Christian crap, like we haven't had enough in the last year.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:03pm

ok, after having watched this video all the way through i have a few questions:

1. why do those three bald guys walking with the guy carrying the cross all have bubble butts and skinny li'l chicken necks?

2. how are they able to hammer nails (i'm guessing that was the intent off the thunderous sound effects there) with their bare hands? and is this related tto their baldness and the bubble butts?

3. what is that cross made of that one guy can lift it up?

4. was there super glue on the bottom of the cross or are they just really, really good at balancing stuff?

5. what alien race beamed those other two crosses down? and are they balancing too or is it more super glue?

6. is it really a good idea to have so many characters obviously wearing blackface make-up in 2004?

7. what made ya think it would be a good idea to post that here?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:07pm

Thanks for the heads up BB and Papa. After 12 years of Catholic school I don't need to watch more of this. If I want to see this again I'll put on "Jesus Christ Superstar".

[robbiej]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:10pm

Cause nuthin says 'holy scriptures' like big white afros!!!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:18pm

That person thinks he/she is going to go to heaven for posting that link. A real steward of God in flash animated tights.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:21pm

uh, hello, i was deadly serious in my questions as i think that i might be haunted by that animation. i'll have to drink heavily tonight to kill off those brain cells that hold memories of this if i don't get an answer. do you really want to be responsible for my dead bran cells? well? f***ing do you????

[Matt_G]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:21pm

It was still better than BKLYN.

[BT]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:23pm

Oh, Matt, you need to start believing in pumpkins and fairy tales.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:25pm

Matt does believe in Fairies BT..isn't that good enough???

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:25pm

You joined to post that?!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:28pm

Of course... he/she is spreading the word of God. Through internet message boards. Didn't you read that? It's specifically mentioned in Luke 6:15. He was a visionary, that Luke.

I wonder if it's won any converts? Because we know that this is what Jesus would have done.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:30pm

I think this post calls for me to bump up my favorite thread.

[BT]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:31pm

Boobs - you're quite right that believing in Fairies is a start, but a fairy is nothing without the pumpkins and homes that are made of gingerbread. Matt knows that, or at least he did once upon a time.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:31pm

Baby Jesus - hot or not? you mean? You mean that didn't get deleted?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:33pm

sorry, ck, i never made it past rohrer 7:14. but let me say this, you sonsab*tches! you went and scared away the cyber missionary before i got my answers, so i just want you all to know that my drunkenness tonight is on your hands!! the tequila and bass of my evening shall be on your hands and on those of your children!!

Updated On: 11/12/04 at 01:33 PM

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:52pm

...Make that 97,099,77and 3!!! times. Thanks to Papa's post, I just hadda. What I want to know, and sorry if this is crude and gets deleted, but those guys also seemed to be surprisingly, um, well endowed? They even seemed to be sporting chubbys! Do you think this was intentional on the part of the animators?

[Kevin Kringle]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:54pm

If you want to visit an awesome website, then you should check out mine. I just updated it with real reindeer and dolphins!!

www.kevinkringle.com

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:54pm

The whole thing had a slightly sexual feel to it...the way they took turns on the lying down Jesus....I kept waiting for a circle jerk or a piss moment.

Updated On: 11/12/04 at 01:54 PM

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:55pm

Oh, and Borsalboy, I love the way your sig line reads with your first post on this thread.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:57pm

Funny how that worked out!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:57pm

The soundtrack is available for purchase in the gift shop on your way out of the theatre.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 1:59pm

Borstal, I love the way the one guy got on top and started straddling Jesus before nailing him.

[CurtainUp2]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 2:00pm

I always found the crucifixion to be a big turn on. In fact the whole Jesus thing is so homoerotic. I almost came twice during The Passion of the Christ.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 2:01pm

Is this thread still here?
Hey, I wonder if the original posters screen name is the answer to the question, "What would Jesus drive?"