Best. Punchline. Ever.

[CapnHook]

Posted: 3/7/10 at 12:09pm

http://www.hulu.com/watch/129153/seth-macfarlanes-cavalcade-of-cartoon-comedy-the-bartender-says#s-p2-sr-i0

The above video was sent to me by my roommate. He claimed that I, especially, would find it funny. It is one minute and twenty-two seconds in length. I thought it was only merely amusing. That is -- until one minute and nineteen seconds into the video. I BURST out laughing for a solid three minutes.

Just watch it.

[Stage Door Sally]

Posted: 3/7/10 at 2:53pm

I gotta admit, I don't love MacFarlane... but this one got me too, couldn't stop laughing, my bad.

[siny]

Posted: 3/7/10 at 4:01pm

So mean, but so funny !

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 3/7/10 at 4:07pm

Why did I see that punch line coming from a mile away?

[muscle23ftl]

Posted: 3/7/10 at 4:10pm

Mean, but funny! LOL

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 3/7/10 at 4:43pm

Hahaaa... I was not expecting that!

[Weez]

Posted: 3/7/10 at 5:30pm

Hmmm. Hulu doesn't work in the UK, so this will forever have to be a secret from me. Bah. ¬_¬

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/7/10 at 10:50pm

Not. Even. Close.

[CapnHook]

Posted: 3/7/10 at 11:26pm

OK, JoeK. Gimme a joke with a better punchline...

[Stage Door Sally]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 7:49am

Speaking of you know who...I thought she looked like a horrowshow at the Oscars.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 4:07pm

Three nuns are killed in a car crash. As they approach the pearly gates, St. Peter stops them: "Sisters you have lived lives of virtues, but I know there are some sins unresolved on your conscience. You need to confess and be absolved before you can enter heaven.

The three nuns look embarrassed and finally Sister Rose steps forward. "St. Peter, I have felt guilty about this for over 40 years! Before I took the veil, I had a boyfriend and one night I was so tempted by the sins of the flesh that one night, although I knew it was wrong, i touched his penis!"

St. Peter made the sign of the cross and said "Sister Rose, step forward to this font of holy water, and wash that offending hand and enter the kingdom of God!"

The other two nuns looked at each other a moment and finally one steps forward and says "OK, I think I better go next because I want to gargle before sister Alberta has to stick her ass in that thing."

[StockardFan]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 4:58pm

LOL, Joe!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:08pm

Joe's joke was funny, though I've heard it before. I think SJP is pretty, so I thought the video punchline was stupid.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:09pm

And Seth McFarland has beat that same joke to death.

We get it, Seth. You think she's got a horse face.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:14pm

I think she does, too.
It's just old.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:45pm

Sometimes I think she looks pretty and others I don't think so at all. She does have great taste in clothes though.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:47pm

That's 'cause she's a clotheshorse.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 5:51pm

hehehe!

[Weez]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 6:09pm

I don't think she's naturally pretty at all, but she definitely really knows how to work what she's got, let's put it that way.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 6:12pm

True, Weez.

[singtopher]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 6:29pm

If she didn't have such beautiful eyes, she would look really hit. She doesn't have the best bone structure.

I, for one, adore her and think she's pretty.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 3/8/10 at 6:35pm