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Best Singles Ad

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Craig
#0Best Singles Ad
Posted: 2/14/06 at 4:28pm

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is
reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.



SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing
trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners
will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....


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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever


"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

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suzycat
#1re: Best Singles Ad
Posted: 2/14/06 at 4:31pm

that's great!

ihearttheatre
#2re: Best Singles Ad
Posted: 2/14/06 at 4:34pm

heh

peach
#3re: Best Singles Ad
Posted: 2/14/06 at 4:34pm

Classic!

Makes me knid of want to adopt Daisy, she sounds like a good dog!

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midtowngym
#4re: Best Singles Ad
Posted: 2/14/06 at 4:34pm

Craig, i thought you wanted a nice jewish girl, not a doggie! Looking to spice up the bedroom, i guess. She doesn't mention anything about theater or showtunes.


'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
Updated On: 2/14/06 at 04:34 PM

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Craig
#5re: Best Singles Ad
Posted: 2/14/06 at 4:36pm

Funny.. it was sent to me by my cousin - who, along with Jay Leno, loves the weird and wacky ads/misprints, etc in papers


"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka


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