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#1

Betty White

Sue Ann Nivens or Rose Nyland?
"Honey- Men don't want one woman. Do the same thing. Date many men. I DO! I am going through the exact same thing. Don't over eat, instead date others. You will be amazed how much fun it will be. Also play hard to get. Men are dogs honey. DOGS!" - Corine2 10/29/04
#2

re: Betty White

Rose Nyland
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3

re: Betty White

Sue Ann Nivens... always chasing Mr. Grant...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4

re: Betty White

Rose..."y'know one time back in Minnesota...."
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#5

re: Betty White

Sue Ann. I always prefer the evil ones.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#6

re: Betty White

Both great!
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#7

re: Betty White

Do you know what happens when you overcook a Veal Prince Orloff, Mary? He dies!
"Honey- Men don't want one woman. Do the same thing. Date many men. I DO! I am going through the exact same thing. Don't over eat, instead date others. You will be amazed how much fun it will be. Also play hard to get. Men are dogs honey. DOGS!" - Corine2 10/29/04
#8

re: Betty White

No contest - Sue Ann Nivens

(Sue Ann knocks on Mary's door late at night.)
Sue Ann:I hope I'm not disturbing you.
Mary:I was in bed.
Sue Ann:Oh, good. Then you're alone!
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#9

re: Betty White

Sue Ann
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#10

re: Betty White

Am I a bad person for saying Rose?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#11

re: Betty White

Rose because she reminds me of my great aunt who was just as sweet and ditzy!
#12

re: Betty White

I like her best as Sylvia from "Bob"
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown
#13

re: Betty White

oooh tough call on this one. UMMMMMMM I cant pick both are so wonderful in a unique way. Sue Ann is sexy and saucy, Rose is just so sweet.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#14

re: Betty White

Dorothy: They need an aphrodisiac.

Rose: An African what?

Dorothy: An aphrodisiac. It's a substance that makes you feel sexy.

Rose: Like what?

Dorothy: Like Spanish fly.

Rose: Spanish flies?

Dorothy: Fly, Rose. One fly.

Rose: Oh, Dorothy, c'mon. I've been to Spain, it's not the cleanest country in the world. Why would they need flies?

Dorothy: It is not a fly, Rose.

Rose: Spanish fly is not a fly?

Dorothy: No.

Rose: What is it?

Dorothy: It's a beetle.

Rose: They call it a fly, but it's really a beetle?

Dorothy: Yes.

Rose: How do they know it's Spanish?

Dorothy: Because it wears a little sombrero, Rose!

Rose: Well, then why don't they just call it beetle? Spanish beetle.

Dorothy: Because they call it Spanish fly.

Rose: Well, then what do they call their flies?

Dorothy: Who cares, Rose! Just don't ever mention Spanish fly to me ever again!

Rose: You're really touchy about these Spanish flies.
#15

re: Betty White

Rose Nyland. I just love St Olaf stories. And Fulughuggen Krispies.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#16

re: Betty White

Sue Ann: Mary, dear, I need your help. I'm doing a show today on single girls. The topic is, "What Turns a Man On." Now, of course, I have lots of ideas, but I thought you might have a few that I could actually say on television.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#17

re: Betty White

Actually Betty White was originally supposed to play Blanche and Rue was supposed to play Rose. One day the director had them read each others roles and the rest is television history.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#18

re: Betty White

My favorite Betty White quote is from the movie "Lake Placid":

"If I had a di--, this is when I'd tell you to suck it!"
#19

re: Betty White

Definitely Rose.
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#20

re: Betty White

Don't forget in Bringing Down the House when she came running out in her pajamas with a shot gun saying "I thought I heard Negro..."
#21

re: Betty White

Sue Ann: Mary, I need your help. We're playing charades and I'm doing "The Naked and the Dead"
#22

re: Betty White

Rose Nyland. I just thought that The Golden Girls was one great ensemble, prbably one of the best for sit-com TV.
#23

re: Betty White

Definitely Sue Ann.

But then, her character on Everwood makes Sue Ann look like Mary Richards.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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