I'm reminded of this funny line from THE GOLDEN GIRLS:
Rose: "I haven't had such bad advice since my drama teacher told me I'd be perfect for the lead in THE KING AND I. So stupid here shaves her head and doesn't get the part." :-P
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia