BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 4:45pm

Strange things are happening!

[thirdrowcenter]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 5:17pm

Especially the Spanish election

Posted: 3/15/04 at 5:29pm

March is half over!!

what they are really saying is beware of JUNE 21...

which also happens to be La Verruso's birthday!

Well known Brit astrologer Johnathan Cainer says:

June brings a rare transit of Venus plus an exceptionally auspicious Solstice on the 21st. More amazing developments will occur during the Summer. Closer to that time, I will have a lot more to say about why, despite the current rather bleak state of the world, there is still so much hope for us all.

[magruder]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 6:12pm

Hey, the world could end tomorrow. Gimme something to be hopeful about NOW!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:00pm

There IS no hope! Caesar is dead. The Liberty bell is cracked. Streisand was a lousy Dolly.

Why continue to live?

[DofB5]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:11pm

Cheesecake, the birds will be singing, the dogs will bark, the sun will shine (someplace, we're going to have rain all day), flowers will bloom and I get to have more fun at work AND get paid for it too! What else do I need? !

D

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:17pm

Cheesecake is high in cholestrol, I hate the sound of dogs barking and I loathe my work.

'Tis better to end one's life quickly--if you get the point.

[DofB5]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:22pm

DP! You sound really down tonight. Cheer up! Don't worry, be happy!

D

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:24pm

If God wanted us to be happy, then why don't we ever see pictures of Jesus smiling?

[DofB5]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:30pm

My, my, my. DP put on a CD of Ms. Channing and let her voice be the balm to smooth your troubles away.


D

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:32pm

It's so futile. Happiness is merely an illusion.

[RobbO]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:32pm

dollypop, what if your work is to bake barking dogs into low-fat, low cholesterol cheesecakes?!? can you be happy then?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:35pm

I hate happiness. I live to suffer!

[DofB5]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:37pm

Would a pity party help?

D Updated On: 3/15/04 at 08:37 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:39pm

A party? With a whole bunch of drunks? No way.

By the way, DofB, your current logo would make a great icon for Alcoholics Anonymous.

Drinking solves nothing. Suffering is everything.

[DofB5]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:46pm

Oy! No drunks allowed. We'll serve water.

As far as my icon--why is my hat crooked?

D

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:50pm

Sister Mary Noxema always told us that a crooked hat is a real sign of a drinking problem. We were instructed to pray for people who were drunks.

[DofB5]

Posted: 3/15/04 at 8:54pm

Well, I do have a drinking problem. I drink tons of water. I don't drink booze That's ginger ale with green dye in it.

D

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 7:29am

The cloud of the dark side..has fallen.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 10:32am

Ewww....a message from Eddie Varley always picks me up!

What joy! What rapture!

[orion59]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:01am

Have I stepped into a Beckett play?

Updated On: 3/16/04 at 11:01 AM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:03am

This is a Beckett play with a happy ending.

Updated On: 3/16/04 at 11:03 AM

[orion59]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:06am

There is no such thing.

"No one ever suffers but you. I don't count. I'd like to hear what you'd say if you had what I have"

"Nothing to be done. Nothing to show."

Updated On: 3/16/04 at 11:06 AM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:16am

Peril and grief. Misery and penry. Suffering and old age.

Nothingness. The end of the universe.

[orion59]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:20am

*Sigh*

All life long, the same questions, the same answers