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#26

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 2:14pm

If it's okay with everybody else, we're going to go ahead and schedule the backlash to start in 7 minutes, so please check your schedules.

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#27

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 2:17pm

Beyonce's gonna play Little Elphie and she's going to make Schwartz and Winnie write her a song as she comes out of the womb.

#28

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 2:23pm

"Ploptacular!"

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#29

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 2:33pm

God, Beyonce is such an entitled spoiled FATASS BITCH without an ounce of talent! I never understood what anyone ever saw in her.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#30

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 2:44pm

Beyonce better watch out. Anne Hathaway is securing the rights to remake "On A Clear Day..." and that Best Actress Oscar is gonna be hers. And AnHath will win the Oscar because nobody can beat a singing schizophrenic.

And just to clinch the award, AnHath is going to go all Angie Jolie on the world and use the profits from the movie to start a foundation for the advancement of schizophrenia. And she's got Sally Field on her Board of Directors.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#31

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 2:48pm

Does AnHath have a brother she can make out with? Because then she'll really be AngJo.

#32

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 2:53pm

One of AnHath's brothers is gay, so that may not work out so well.

Remember when she said her Fantine character made her look like her gay brother? I saw a picture of the brother and didn't think he looked like a toothless, hairless, starving, unwashed French whore all that much. (I guess unwashed French is really a redundant statement, isn't it?)

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#33

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 2:55pm

God, I hate Anne Hathaway! Almost as much as I hate that little girl with the crazy name who ruined the Oscars for everyone. I don't know why, but if I hate them, I have more friends. So suck it AnnHath and Alphabet Wallis!

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#34

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 3:02pm

You better watch out what you say about Alphabet Wallis. Gabby Sidibe is grooming her for a Broadway production of "Oprah Winfrey Presents Precious".

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#35

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 3:05pm

Excuse me, this thread is currently about hating Beyonce first for blocking production on the Wicked movie and then playing all the parts except the goat guy.

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#36

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 3:07pm

Sorry, I got sidetracked when I was late for the scheduled backlash, but that's Beyonce's fault. God, why does she have to make everything about HER?

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#37

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 3:11pm

But Tony Kushner is going to write the book for "Oprah Winfrey Presents Precious" and Alphabet Wallis is going to play the bucket of chicken...and maybe a washing machine. What's Beyonce doing for the Broadway community these days anyway?

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#38

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 3:12pm

all the parts except the goat guy

That's reserved for Kanye

#39

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 3:18pm

There are a lot of reasons to hate her but the fact that she doesn't sign isn't one of them.

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#40

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/17/13 at 2:48am

Willow is a'waiting, so bee-yatch, keep yer hands off her role!!

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