Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

#1

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/14/13 at 9:44pm

If Beyonce ever saw Wicked she probably wishes her daughter could grow up to play Elphaba and I would bet that she might even get lawyers to injunct production until Ivy Blue is old enough. Your thoughts?

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#2

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/14/13 at 9:46pm

theaternut...is that you?

#3

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/14/13 at 9:57pm

Daughter nothing! You think Judy would let Liza play Annie Oakley? Do you think Lucille Ball would let Lucie Arnaz play Rizzo?

She's following Barbra's lead in ignoring the real age of a character. Beyonce will play Elphaba and she will get Renee Zellwegger to play G(a)linda.

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#4

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/14/13 at 10:01pm

I think she would be a better Madame Morrible. I mean.. lets not kid ourselves.

#5

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/14/13 at 10:02pm

...she's 31.

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#6

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/14/13 at 10:10pm

That makes it even worst.

#7

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/14/13 at 10:18pm

I heard Babs has her eye on Elphaba.

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#8

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/14/13 at 10:22pm

I agree with theatrenut. It's worst than worst.

#9

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/14/13 at 10:26pm

It's wurst.

I KNEW she would do it. Thank you for confirming, you guys.

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#10

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 10:06am

Mention Beyonce just once brings that nut out. Then she crawls back in her hole.

#11

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 10:25am

I'm glad someone else brought up the wurst that could happen.

#12

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 12:10pm

#13

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 12:14pm

Galinda!

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#14

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 12:26pm

Beyonce has requested that she sing the song "Popular" and so Winnie Holzman will have to write a sequence where Elphaba is travelling to school and contemplating how popular she will be.

And of course, Beyonce will want to write and perform a showstopper that will be nominated for an Oscar and it must compliment "Listen" so that in concerts she can perform the two songs as one medley.

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#15

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 12:29pm

The song will be called "Look".

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#16

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 12:50pm

Bizonce as Elphie, Nicki Minaj as Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Linda and Diahann Carroll as Morrible. It will be called Wiz-kid.

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#17

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 1:00pm

^^^ Is somebody writing this down?

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#18

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 1:18pm

Cee Lo Green as The Wizard.

#19

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 1:25pm

This is film, so Beyonce is going to play all the witches. It's going to be all metaphoricalixticksy cuz she so deep and all. She's going to win at least three Oscars for this. Maybe more.

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#20

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 1:26pm

Then she'll be on her way to EGOOOT.

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#21

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 1:26pm

She is a shoe-in for best leading actress and supporting actress in the same movie.

#22

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 1:34pm

With Beyonce, I think Galinda and Elphaba will both be considered leads. And if she plays Nessa and Madame Morrible as well, she could easily tie in both categories! I think we can all agree Beyonce is a lock.

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#23

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 1:34pm

And the entire movie will win a best ensemble Golden Globe.
And it'll win a Grammy.
And an Emmy, just because.
And a Tony, because it's a muzikal.

I'm really loving the idea of Britney Spears playing Galinda though.

#24

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 1:39pm

And it will go on to become "The highest grossing movie musical ever" and go on to have its own thread proclaiming such on the main board.

#25

Beyonce legally blocks production of Wicked movie

Posted: 3/15/13 at 1:55pm

I love it so much already, I can't wait to see it again!

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