the true question lies in this...can you cope with an ill heterosexual male with extreme gay tendencies (don't ask) and an undying obsession with old movie sex symbols (i.e. Natalie Wood & Audrey Hepburn)??
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD