Quick -- call in Kristin Chenoweth. Looks like I need to learn about popu-LAR.
Seriously.
It's a good thing I have five vibrators in my possession. Otherwise my nights would get very lonely...
What is it? The hair? I can change the hair... boob job? I can make 'em smaller, bigger (well, it may cause problems as far as walking is concerned)... whatever it takes to be loved.
*whimpers off into a corner*
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin