Bored and Sober in College club — Page 2

Self: I like you!
Liver: Aww, that's sweet! Thanks for taking care of me!
Self: Hey, no problem, Liv.
Liver: You're a real pal. *embrace*

You'd have to be wide open for me to take a shot at you.

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"Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

I don't stay at college (ugh, sore subject...), but I don't drink. I don't see the purpose. If you NEED alcohol to have a good time, then there is a problem.

Huzzah for soberity! timote, I totally agree with you... while it might seem like I'm quite dull, I find life to be particularly entertaining when I'm sober... example I have Dream Phone AND GirlTalk! Who needs liquor?!?

I don't think we should think that we're lame just because we don't drink, and other people shouldn't make us feel that way. It just so happens that when you don't drink and nothing else is going on... there just ain't much to do. Last Saturday night I worked on a paper and I had a blast by myself, writing about Wal-Mart... but then again, that's me.

Maybe we could become a society? The Sassy Sober Society?

Really, who needs to get drunk when you have a bunch of kids dressed as monks walk through the dining hall chanting in Latin during dinner?

I didn't get it until they thunked their heads on their Bibles.

"Huzzah for soberity! timote, I totally agree with you... while it might seem like I'm quite dull, I find life to be particularly entertaining when I'm sober... example I have Dream Phone AND GirlTalk! Who needs liquor?!?"

I know what you mean, zaneyb3000. I'm more than capable of being weird without alcohol. I've gone to many a midnight madness party (in costume) totally sober.

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JP have I told you lately that I love you?
I plan on getting ****faced tommorow for the sake of getting ****faced. I am a celebrate-with-drunkeness kind of girl, and some of my most hilarious stories come from nights of anti-sobriety.
That being said, i have complete and total respect for those who don't drink. Just please don't rain on my parade and I won't rain on yours :) Trust me, I've had enough nights puking in front of the A&P- I know I SHOULDN'T drink, but what you SHOULD do and what you WANT to do are two entirely different things. And since I'll spend the rest of my life grudgingly doing what I SHOULD do, I'm going to use my relatively carefree university years to do what i WANT to do!
You should have seen me when I had my Summer of Singless. It was a disaster. And AWESOME!

PS: Judy, I love the Care Bear. :)

C'mon guys. Who needs drinks when you can get high? (Sorry, I must plug the local product. )


Uh, I mean, drinking's overrated. Since I'm Asian, and I'm allergic, and none of my dear friends are interested in Puke Duty, I rarely drink, and I've learned my limits. (As do my DKNY jeans, who have been on the receiving end of some nasty backsplash. Have that image? Like it?)

I'm legal, but I still don't drink more than once or twice a month, and when I do, I'm nursing one drink for the entire evening. I just don't see the point of going out and drinking for the sake of getting SH*Tfaced. What's the point?

It costs YOU money for the booze,
YOU money for the tips,
YOU money for the taxi,
YOUR Coyote Ugly moment where you wake up to some nasty stranger...or three,
YOUR liver,
YOUR hangover,
YOUR missed day of school/work because it was still too bright/too loud in your empty, darkened room when you woke up the next day.


*shrug* There's nothing wrong with a drink or two once in moderation, as long as you drink for the right reasons and not because you: a) want to be cool; b) want to get hammered; c) want to act stupid and obnoxious and this is your excuse to get away with it.



*end rant*

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Nice to see you doing your part for the local economy, Tiff. :)