C'mon guys. Who needs
drinks when you can get
high? (Sorry, I must plug the local product.

)
Uh, I mean, drinking's overrated. Since I'm Asian, and I'm allergic, and none of my dear friends are interested in Puke Duty, I rarely drink, and I've learned my limits. (As do my DKNY jeans, who have been on the receiving end of some nasty backsplash. Have that image? Like it?)
I'm legal, but I still don't drink more than once or twice a month, and when I do, I'm nursing one drink for the entire evening. I just don't see the point of going out and drinking for the sake of getting SH*Tfaced. What's the point?
It costs YOU money for the booze,
YOU money for the tips,
YOU money for the taxi,
YOUR Coyote Ugly moment where you wake up to some nasty stranger...or three,
YOUR liver,
YOUR hangover,
YOUR missed day of school/work because it was still too bright/too loud in your empty, darkened room when you woke up the next day.
*shrug* There's nothing wrong with a drink or two once in moderation, as long as you drink for the right reasons and not because you: a) want to be cool; b) want to get hammered; c) want to act stupid and obnoxious and this is your excuse to get away with it.
*end rant*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
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