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Boxers or Briefs?
#25re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 9:29am
Broadway Matt... This is all I could come up with before my 9:30 meeting. It lacks cohesiveness and through-plot...
When the sun in morrow rises
I must seek a garment to hold my dong,
The great sword that my lover prizes,
Sheathed in cott'n a healthy schlong.
Thus cover'd Spike can do no harm,
To any knight or maiden willing,
Unless they show a bit of charm,
Then they're apt to get a filling.
But wherefore might I find a party?
Full of beautiful women n' men tonight,
where women are hot and men are hearty,
to BroadwayWorld.com, that august site.
Therefore it is cover'd from potential thiefs,
in a pair of design'r boxer-briefs.
Hamlet's father.
#26re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 9:38amBoxer Briefs (the underware hybrid) or nothing at all, depending on my mood and what I have to do that day.
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#27re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 9:39amhahaha ohhh jesus! the 1st 2 lines alone made my morning! "I must seek a garment to hold my dong!" I'm saying that to the salesperson next time I go buyin' underwear.
"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
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#28re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:32pmBoxers or boxer briefs. I don't think regular briefs look good on ANYONE. Anything smaller than briefs on a man is just icky.
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#31re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:37pm
On hairless, thinnish young men: White briefs.
Everyone else: Boxer briefs, please.
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#34re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:50pmOur official BWW poet!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#35re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:53pm*bows with large quill pen raised over his head*
Hamlet's father.
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#37re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 12:55pm*applause* for the Bard of BWW!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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#38re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:12pmBoxer Briefs
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#40re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:43pmit is neither either or and never and... at least for me.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#43re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 4:21pm
"I'm saying that to the salesperson next time I go buyin' underwear."
Please tell us their reaction!
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#44re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 4:33pmI prefer my men wear nothing at all..........so I can tell if they are Jewish!!
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broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#46re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 5:27pmwhat I like on someone else depends on who they are..
#47re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 5:29pmAlways boxer-briefs. I could not commando because sometimes inside of the zipper of a pair of jeans can be lethal.
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#48re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 5:29pm
Mister Matt said, 'I don't think regular briefs look good on ANYONE.'
To which I reply:
GIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRL, you watchin' the wrong kinda porn!
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#49re: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 5:58pmdepends on how long it's been since i DID laundry
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