Brett Ratner's Gay Experience

[RobbO]

Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#1

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:57am

doncha hate when this happens?!?

from the advocate:

Director/party animal Brett Ratner sat down with The Advocate recently to talk about his upcoming film Rush Hour 3, his “hairlessness” and his gay sexperiences.

On Rush Hour 3 having “gay” punch lines (in reference to a girl taking off her wig and Chris Tucker becomes angry and accuses her of being a man): No, no! That’s from my personal experience. My first blow job was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man. That’s where that comes from. It’s based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people.

On his gay sexperience being common knowledge: No! Well, among my friends, but I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl. I think a girl should tell you if she’s a girl or a man–that way it’s your preference. It’s comedy. Look, in this movie we don’t pull any punches. We make fun of black people. We make fun of Chinese people. We make fun of French people. We make fun of gay situations. We make fun of whites. It doesn’t matter. It’s the type of movie it is. It’s a fish-out-of-water comedy. You have to have those types of situations to have the comedy. That specific idea was because it’s happened to me. It’s happened to my friends. We’ll get together with a girl, and it’ll turn out to be a guy. The reaction is “Oh, ****!” if you’re not gay, which is funny, I think. Getting into the situation is funny. I laugh whenever I see one of my friends talking to a girl, and I’ll ask, “Is that a man or a woman?” It’s funny, especially if you don’t know about it. If you know about it, fine. If that’s your preference…

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[Unknown User]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#2

Posted: 8/6/07 at 10:33am

Wow. So he really is an idiot?

[jimnysf]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#2

Posted: 8/6/07 at 10:35am

It sounds like he and his friends love to hang out in the trannie bars.

"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions" ------- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu" from "Can't Stop The Music" ----- "When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth" ------------ --------- "Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.

[Unknown User]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#3

Posted: 8/6/07 at 10:51am

This so bewildered me I had to do some research. In addition to this inexplicable profusion of sexually aggressive cross dressers, turns out that Mr Ratner had this formative "Bait n switch" experience at age 13? So it was a trannie Juice bar?
Defamer

[romantico]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#4

Posted: 8/6/07 at 10:52am

An idiot who ruined X-Men 3. I will never forgive him for that.Has he ever made a decent movie? Always felt he was a generic filmmaker who just made so so movies.No style at all.

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

[RobbO]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#5

Posted: 8/6/07 at 10:59am

does it "happen to a lot of people" ?

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[Cruel_Sandwich]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#6

Posted: 8/6/07 at 11:13am

"Has he ever made a decent movie?"

The first RUSH HOUR, while not brilliant, is the perfect "Watch it if it's on TV". Other than that, not really.

[pab]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#7

Posted: 8/6/07 at 11:16am

"Wow. So he really is an idiot?"

I watched the supplemental information on the "After The Sunset" DVD and that pretty much confirmed it.

"Smart! And into all those exotic mystiques -- The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques. I hear she knows more than seventy-five. Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!"

[romantico]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#8

Posted: 8/6/07 at 11:33am

(open wide)

Actually, I discovered I have a book of Brett Ratners called Hillhaven Lodge.Its a book on photos from his photobooth he has at his home.

http://www.amazon.com/Hilhaven-Lodge-Photo-Booth-Pictures/dp/1576871959

Yes,I saw Rush Hour.Like I said, has Brett ever made a decent movie? Just seems like he phones it in. ALot of people like him though. One of my favorites is Robert Evans.Ratner burnt down his screening room and the guy still forgave him!


http://defamer.com/hollywood/robert-evans/brett-ratner-to-ride-robert-evans-to-oscar-glory-197700.php
(get a room guys)

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/evans%20saves%20home%20from%20blaze_1028270

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

Updated On: 8/6/07 at 11:33 AM

[SorryGrateful]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#9

Posted: 8/6/07 at 5:25pm

Is that for real?

He did Red Dragon, which I thought is pretty good.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

[romantico]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#10

Posted: 8/6/07 at 5:32pm

Red Dragon was remake of Michael Mann's brilliant MANHUNTER. Why remake a perfectly good movie?

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

[SorryGrateful]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#11

Posted: 8/6/07 at 5:34pm

It wasn't a remake of Manhunter; it was an adaptation of Thomas Harris's Red Dragon. And, frankly, I didn't care all that much for Manhunter.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

[Unknown User]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#12

Posted: 8/6/07 at 5:36pm

You are both right. The book (Red Dragon) came first. Then Michael Mann made a film Manhunter. Then it was remade (after the success of it's sequel "Silence of the Lambs") as "Red Dragon."

[romantico]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#13

Posted: 8/6/07 at 5:43pm

There are scenes in Red Dragon right out of Manhunter. I mean, almost shot for shot. Regardless, I have yet to see a film by Brett Ratner that actually entertains me. In my opinion, he should be doing made for television movies on Lifetime or the USA Network.

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

[sondheimboy2]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#14

Posted: 8/6/07 at 5:44pm

Everybody, sing with me!:

"...Or watching a Frat Boy realize
Just what he's put his dick in..."

"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music "Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70 "Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba

[SorryGrateful]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#15

Posted: 8/6/07 at 5:57pm

Shut up, romantico! I'm sick of your opinions and whatnot! I'll have no more of it!

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

[jimnysf]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#16

Posted: 8/6/07 at 7:11pm

So what's this "straight" man doing in all these trannie bars?

"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions" ------- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu" from "Can't Stop The Music" ----- "When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth" ------------ --------- "Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.

[Elphie4ever]

re: Brett Ratner's Gay Experience#17

Posted: 8/6/07 at 9:45pm

Brett the idiot who screwed up X Men..
urgh... Rush Hour 3 is going to flop