This reminds of an exchange from Drawn Together:
Abortion commercial idea #42
Foxxy Love: Are you done?
Princess Clara: I'm not sure. How do you know when you're done killing something?
Foxxy Love: When your man pick you up from the clinic and take you drinking at the club.
Abortion. Quick. Easy. And you'll be done in time to get pregnant again that same night.
....but the world goes 'round