Bristol: And I was like, "I'm pregnant.'" And she was like "Oh my God. Holy crap."

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Bristol: And I was like, "I'm pregnant.'" And she was like "Oh my God. Holy crap."

Posted: 5/29/10 at 3:58pm

She is,like,so dumb. Her Mom, must be so, like proud,ya'know?

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"I was like, 'Mom, Mom.' I was bawling my eyes out. She was like, 'What's wrong?' And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy crap.'"

-- Bristol Palin, in an interview with Harper's Bazaar, on telling her mother she was pregnant.

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2010/05/28/quote_of_the_day.html#ixzz0pKmDPsrZ

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Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy crap.'

Posted: 5/29/10 at 4:00pm

Like, gag me with a spoon. The bish is totally heinous.

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Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 4:06pm

....and for $50,000 she can talk to your group! Book early!

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#4

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 4:10pm

does she stage door?

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#5

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 4:11pm

No, but I hear she back doors!

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Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 4:16pm

well, everything her mother says is ass backwards, so I guess it runs in the family

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#7

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 4:46pm

We're allowed to despise Bristol for who she is now, instead of just by proxy, right?

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Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 6:23pm

Oh dear god.

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#9

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 7:02pm

Once she put herself out in the public arena for paid speeches, ads for abstinence and the like, she is fair game!

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Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 7:04pm

Yep. She's a public figure, exploiting her own bad decisions - fire away (IMO).

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Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 7:13pm

Anyone else predict she will be doing Playboy and then write a tell all about her crazy Mom in the near future?

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#12

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 10:16pm

Oh fer cry aye...

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Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 10:25pm

"Anyone else predict she will be doing Playboy and then write a tell all about her crazy Mom in the near future?"

Only if she gets married to some "lucky" rich old guy first. Her momma's taking care of that kid, so she won't be rocking that boat any time soon.

#14

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 10:36pm

She will get married for political gain for mom. Like they did in the good old days.

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Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 10:58pm

Pierce Bush would be my bet for political family coupling.



He will be Bristol's David Eisenhower to her Julie Nixon.

#16

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/29/10 at 11:35pm

I always wished she had just died during child birth.


There. I said it.

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#17

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/30/10 at 8:04am

Sarah? Or Bristol?

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#18

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/30/10 at 8:26am

I just can't trash her. All I see is Stockholm Syndrome. Patty Hearst to Palin's SLA.

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Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/30/10 at 2:24pm

"Sarah? Or Bristol?"


Oooh! Choices!

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#20

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/30/10 at 3:48pm

The Grifter doesn't fall far from the tree.

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#21

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/30/10 at 6:16pm

"I just can't trash her. All I see is Stockholm Syndrome. Patty Hearst to Palin's SLA."

So what is the over-under on when she is in the ensemble cast of the next John Waters film?

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Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/30/10 at 7:01pm

"No, but I hear she back doors!"

SNAFU, thank you for a very sincere LOL.

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#23

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 5/30/10 at 7:42pm

I feel so bad for Bristol's son. How would you feel if your mother went around telling people that you were a mistake?

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#24

Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 6/3/10 at 6:23pm

strummergirl, I'm dying.

How is it that I have never seen Pierce Bush? He looks like the love child of an aged monkey and Howdy Doody.

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Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy

Posted: 6/3/10 at 10:07pm

"How is it that I have never seen Pierce Bush? He looks like the love child of an aged monkey and with Howdy Doody."

Oh misschung that was hysterical and spot-on.