Britney's Choreography
Britney's Choreography
#1Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 6:44am
ETA: Here's the new link:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k8BxZDmtHOA
Seen on Perez Hilton.
How the VMAs Were Supposed to Look
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Updated On: 11/12/07 at 06:44 AM
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#2re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 9:49amThank you for sharing that. If the VMA's had looked like that, I wouldnt have laughed so much. LOL
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#2re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:16pmI still would've laughed, tho....that stunk.
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#3re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:27pmIt's a million times better, and I'm glad it's out there, but honestly... who in their right mind would ever think that Britney could do that? Even in her Slave 4 U days, she was never THAT good a dancer.
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#4re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:30pmThat doesn't look like particularly difficult choreography.
#5re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:30pmShe definitely could have done this. Too bad.
::bust a move::
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#6re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:32pmLeslie Hall is cooler and makes better music.
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#7re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:34pmIt was slow and boring. She could've done it in her more sober days.
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#8re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 2:58pmok, apparently you can't view the video anymore. WTF.
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#9re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:39pmIt was made private. :/
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#10re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:40pm
Don't worry. Nothing stays off the internet for long.
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#11re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:46pmIt was better than what we saw, but still not good enough to open the VMAs. It was all balls. I don't know why I watched. It really killed a few of my brain cells.
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#12re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:47pmThe EXACT SAME CRAP SHE HAS BEEN DOING SINCE 1999.
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#13re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:49pm
Who was that stand in? She can't dance.
And yeah, the choreography is really awful.
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#14re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:55pmwell, she is the perfect choice then, 'cause neither can Spears.
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#15re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 7:20pm
That's a shame she didn't look more like that.
Britney was a pretty good dancer, I thought.
Did you all read on Perez that she is taking Provigil now? I hope she gets better. It's good that she is finally sort of getting medical help.
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#16re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 8:46pmWhat's provigil?
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#17re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 9:05pm
It's an anti-narcoleptic. It's sometimes used for depression, or Cocaine and amphetamine addictions, (I assume she's taking it for one of those.)
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Updated On: 11/12/07 at 09:05 PM
#18re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 9:12pmperhaps all three?
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#19re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 10:43pmShe's on Leno tonight, folks.
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#20re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 11:20pm
That choreography wasn't particularly flashy or difficult, or really all that different from what Britney ended up doing - it was still lethargic pacing and laughably simplistic (especially for the show opener), just that Britney had worse hair and even less snap than the stand-in.
What I REALLY want to see is the rumoured original number with Criss Angel!
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#21re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/12/07 at 11:59pm
She's on Leno?!
I thought they were in re-runs!!
*EDIT* Don't EVER do that to me again. I was so excited.
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Updated On: 11/13/07 at 11:59 PM
#22re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/13/07 at 12:06amWell, she IS. She's 21 here.
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#23re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/13/07 at 12:07am
Aw.. I miss sane Britney...
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#24re: Britney's Choreography
Posted: 11/13/07 at 12:09amI know, this is sad, isn't it?
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