Britney's Choreography

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Britney's Choreography

Posted: 11/12/07 at 6:44am

ETA: Here's the new link:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k8BxZDmtHOA

Seen on Perez Hilton.
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Updated On: 11/12/07 at 06:44 AM

re: Britney's Choreography

Posted: 11/12/07 at 9:49am

Thank you for sharing that. If the VMA's had looked like that, I wouldnt have laughed so much. LOL

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re: Britney's Choreography

Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:16pm

I still would've laughed, tho....that stunk.

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Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:27pm

It's a million times better, and I'm glad it's out there, but honestly... who in their right mind would ever think that Britney could do that? Even in her Slave 4 U days, she was never THAT good a dancer.

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re: Britney's Choreography

Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:30pm

That doesn't look like particularly difficult choreography.

re: Britney's Choreography

Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:30pm

She definitely could have done this. Too bad.

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Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:32pm

Leslie Hall is cooler and makes better music.

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re: Britney's Choreography

Posted: 11/12/07 at 1:34pm

It was slow and boring. She could've done it in her more sober days.

re: Britney's Choreography

Posted: 11/12/07 at 2:58pm

ok, apparently you can't view the video anymore. WTF.

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#10

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Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:39pm

It was made private. :/

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Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:40pm

Don't worry. Nothing stays off the internet for long.

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#12

re: Britney's Choreography

Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:46pm

It was better than what we saw, but still not good enough to open the VMAs. It was all balls. I don't know why I watched. It really killed a few of my brain cells.

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#13

re: Britney's Choreography

Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:47pm

The EXACT SAME CRAP SHE HAS BEEN DOING SINCE 1999.

#14

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Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:49pm

Who was that stand in? She can't dance.

And yeah, the choreography is really awful.

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Posted: 11/12/07 at 4:55pm

well, she is the perfect choice then, 'cause neither can Spears.

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#16

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Posted: 11/12/07 at 7:20pm

That's a shame she didn't look more like that.

Britney was a pretty good dancer, I thought.

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#17

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Posted: 11/12/07 at 8:46pm

What's provigil?

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#18

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Posted: 11/12/07 at 9:05pm

It's an anti-narcoleptic. It's sometimes used for depression, or Cocaine and amphetamine addictions, (I assume she's taking it for one of those.)

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Updated On: 11/12/07 at 09:05 PM

#19

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Posted: 11/12/07 at 9:12pm

perhaps all three?

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#20

re: Britney's Choreography

Posted: 11/12/07 at 10:43pm

She's on Leno tonight, folks.

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#21

re: Britney's Choreography

Posted: 11/12/07 at 11:20pm

That choreography wasn't particularly flashy or difficult, or really all that different from what Britney ended up doing - it was still lethargic pacing and laughably simplistic (especially for the show opener), just that Britney had worse hair and even less snap than the stand-in.

What I REALLY want to see is the rumoured original number with Criss Angel!

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#22

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Posted: 11/12/07 at 11:59pm

She's on Leno?!

I thought they were in re-runs!!

*EDIT* Don't EVER do that to me again. I was so excited.

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Updated On: 11/13/07 at 11:59 PM

#23

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Posted: 11/13/07 at 12:06am

Well, she IS. She's 21 here.

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#24

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Posted: 11/13/07 at 12:07am

Aw.. I miss sane Britney...

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#25

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Posted: 11/13/07 at 12:09am

I know, this is sad, isn't it?

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