Your mutual "friend" is a complete f*cking social retard, then.
What the hell kind of person just gives out a phone number to someone who obviously has romantic intentions? (I mean, come on...Hetero Male goes to Dumbass Friend of Sexy Female: "Hey, mind if I get Sexy Female's digits?". In Hetero Male Speak, that can only mean "I'm a weirdo stalker creep and will be using it ad nauseam. Thanks, you clueless jackass. BWAHAHAHA.")
SCARY. You need to bitchslap your friend like the stupid asshat he is.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 1/24/06 at 12:30 PM