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BOOBS IS IT
*note to self..make plane reservation*
harris..you're gonna get it !!!
ugh i dont want it boobs =P
Cookie..you're getting IT first !!!
Jungle! Sounds like a great schedule!
I would love to see the Loggins and Messina concert, but the night they're in NY (9/21), I have opera tickets. I will have to see if they're playing anywhere else in the area...
Saw Judy Kaye do a Cabaret of Harold Arlen last night at Caramoor. We brought a picnic dinner (champagne and wine!), and just enjoyed the beautiful setting for the concert! She was FABULOUS!
Boobs, it's nice when our grandparents can be active, isn't it? My grandmother remained pretty active until she died in March at 100!
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises
that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end, because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
Boobs, that made me smile.
Here's one for Boobs:
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class; "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up: "You should not be asking sixth-graders such questions! I am going to tell my parents and tell the principal, who will fire you!" and with a sneer sat back down.
Mrs Parks ignored here and again asked : "Which body part increases ten times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her: "boy is she going to be in BIG trouble!"
The teacher ignored her and said to the class: "Anybody????"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously and said: "The body part to increases 10 times it size, when stimulated, is the pupil of the eye!"
Mrs Parks said: "Very good, Billy" and turning to Mary: "As for you young lady, I have 3 things to say: - One, you have a dirty mind; two, obviously you did not read your home work and three - one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
Awwww SOMMSY...you know how much I adore you...you always know the right things to say and the right places to touch.
I'm still trying to figure out if we're Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid or Thelma and Louise. Hmmmmmm
Well, I was a redhead once after a bad Sun-in experience.
Now that I wish I saw....SOMMS as a redhead. You, Undi and Iflit could've been triplets !!!!
Here's to my fairy god father, one of the sweetest, funniest men on BWW. Love ya hon! *hug*
I could use a new body..this one is old and tired.
Hi Kel..love you too sweetie....MWAH XO
You need a Playtex "All in One" Ethel? It firms and shapes.
Does it lift and separate too Lucy?
GREAT...I hate when they push together.
Boobs and SOMMS toasting each other, in younger, happier times.
Of course I'm the shorter one.
BTW...Happy New Year Undi and PJ !!!!
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