I shall rephrase for the slightly dim and/or perverse amongst us

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When retiring to my chambers for my evening slumber, I am often found wearing the garments of surgeons and other various medical personnel.
The people upon whom these garments formerly resided, being left garmentless as a result of my garment-pillaging, are obligated to sleep alongside me in my spacious bedstead, naked as the day they were born.
Now, who wants to have a slumber party?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 11/11/05 at 01:56 PM