BroadwayWorld Haiku

Inspired by the thread that deals with poetry.com ("I'm going to Disney World..."), the muse descended like a testicle in a warm shower and I wrote the following haiku. Well, I don't really know if "wrote" is the word. It was more like I am a vessel and I received the words from some higher authority. It is with that knowledge I share my gifts with you and encourage others to contribute their own haiku to the thread.

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Broadwayworld forums:
Geezers decry the awful
Young’uns love that junk


2.

FindingNamo’s my
Name oh why is yours not the
Same, oh? Why indeed.

3.

I don’t miss Rodney
I never liked him at all
I’m just not that mean

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Sometimes there's insight
When egos and dolts collide:
BroadwayWorld logic.

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Brilliant brilliant! More! More!

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Idina is not
The legend you proclaim;
I know - "give her time."

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Adults and teens angst
shills, stalkers, and sickos meet
our home on the web.

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Her name, Apersand:
The most delightful girl here
we know and love her

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Bubble baths, undies,
Chocolate, boxers and spanking,
and the Ideden.

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posters post away
frivolous in multitude
all "Broadway Legends"

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Senior Editor
Pops in to delete the post
Why? D@mn Sh*t F*ck He1l!

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pejorative word
like fershlugganah not hurt
when skin thick like ox.

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haiku as scuffle
is not serious at all
funny to exist.

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Updated On: 1/4/05 at 03:33 PM

/end scene

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Bye Bye Idina
We hardly even knew ya
Defy gravity


Marvelous Michael
Musto makes many mavens
Moist; I'm right Corine?

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Updated On: 1/4/05 at 03:49 PM