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#76

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/5/05 at 12:04pm

Hussy does not do
For every ocassion
Find a new tag line

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#77

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/5/05 at 12:05pm

Dame is not getting
The purpose of this thread
Japanese poems

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#78

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/5/05 at 12:10pm

Shaiman is no god
Woo is nothing but a dog
kiss cookies not butt

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#79

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/5/05 at 12:16pm

Yes Woo's just a dog
Ree is the real talent
Cats rule and dogs drool

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#80

Some haikus of current shows...

See Tracy Turnblad
integrate corny collins
you can't stop the beat

one wicked one not
but really which is which witch
lesson learned by all

Graduate moves in
learns about purpose and girls
porn good investment

Enchantress casts spell
Beast scares Beauty in castle
love breaks spell for all

girl named for borough
belts and searches for father
all while wearing trash

cheating wife kills man
sleazy tapping lawyer wins
single now duo

father with daughters
traditions being tested
forced to relocate

gay couple with son
must impress future inlaws
boas and drag queens

Hamlet gone disney
beautiful sets and costumes
Simba becomes king

Many ABBA Songs
bride with 3 possible dads
tight jumpsuits appear

Angel of Music
turned into a new movie
heard show was better

Flops better than hits
Leo and Max conspire
prisoners of love

Alphabet city
various lives intertwine
not quite le boheme

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

Updated On: 1/5/05 at 12:34 PM

#81

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/5/05 at 12:45pm

Craig, no one can touch
Those great Broadway-based haiku
I'll look Off-Broadway

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#82

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/5/05 at 1:05pm

Craig has things to do
I'm sure much more important
but the Haiku draws.

Hamlet's father.

#83

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/5/05 at 3:25pm

Boycott Spice Market
Spicy tuna rolls divine
Bad wine made me puke

#84

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/5/05 at 11:54pm

too much time has craig
shouldn't he be deleting
all the raunchy threads?

Updated On: 1/6/05 at 11:54 PM

#85

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 3:56am

look at avatars
see who has the hottest one
paradox will win!

#86

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 4:10am

mistress_spou-natrix
effectively makes all the
gay boys cringe, fearful

#87

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 4:28am

ahahahahahahaaaaaa too funny. that means im doing a good job!!!

#88

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 4:44am

paradox, you are
too much. I see that you love
Your haikus... but STOP!

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#89

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 4:50am

If limits are forced
on production of haikus
A sad day for broadwayworld.

"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#90

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 4:54am

Lael-dear must learn to
count to five before she can
write some more haikus

Updated On: 1/6/05 at 04:54 AM

#91

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 5:00am

I do believe that
you're right Doxy, but Lael is
not the only one!

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#92

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 5:02am

ummm how does one pronounce lael?

#93

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 5:04am

(I've been thinking that "Lael" rhymes with "hail")

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#94

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 5:05am

me too

#95

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 5:06am

ok, now I now how to read those :)

#96

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 5:07am

Hmm...not sure how that happened. Whoops!

And you're right, it does rhyme with "hail". Darn parents with their darn Hebrew names...

"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#97

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 5:10am

Goodnight sweet lael
may your dreams be filled with lots
of hot sweet gay men

#98

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 5:12am

ok see, if lael rhymes with hail its one syllable...? and your first line is four. this is why i was thinkin it was more like lay-el.

#99

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 5:16am

but thats how you pronounce hail! hay-el

#100

re: BroadwayWorld Haiku

Posted: 1/6/05 at 5:19am

ummm no. you can check dictionary.com they put dots between syllables.

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