Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

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Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:33pm

The federal government's "no sex without marriage" message isn't just for kids anymore.

Now the government is targeting unmarried adults up to age 29 as part of its abstinence-only programs, which include millions of dollars in federal money that will be available to the states under revised federal grant guidelines for 2007.

I am sure that Jenna & Not-Jenna are waiting til age 29 to uncork their musky treasures.

eta: link fixed
Abstinence message goes beyond teens

Updated On: 10/31/06 at 12:33 PM

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:36pm

"Jenna & Not-Jenna"

Funniest post today!

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:37pm

That is SO stupid. Any over the age of 18 has the legal right to do whatever they want to (now, even anal) without consent. We are starting to turn into a f*cking communist country.

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:38pm

"We are starting to turn into a f*cking communist country."

Scared?

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:47pm

Do Republicans actually have sex?


ewwwwwwwww........

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:51pm

LOL! These Republican idiots are out of touch with reality. Yet foolish people keep voting for them. Perhaps someday they will wake up before it's too late.

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:52pm

Whsheeew!

Glad I just turned 30!

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 12:59pm

Yeah, but your palm is blinking now, doodle.

Run!!!!

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 1:00pm

LOL!

Carousel!!

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 1:06pm

My palm is too hairy to blink, b12b!

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Posted: 10/31/06 at 1:06pm

Nothing surprises me anymore.

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 1:09pm

sex outside of wedlock between two consenting adults - wrong

sexually harrassing underage boys - a-okay as long as you don't get caught in the middle of campaign season.

Such logic.

ETA: And am I to understand that if by the age of 29 you have not wed it is then okay to begin f******* like a bunny rabbit?

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Updated On: 10/31/06 at 01:09 PM

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 1:11pm

Let's not try to apply logic here. I mean, is this really where our time and energy should be directed?

Global warming? Homelessness? AIDS? Foreign policy? Nah. What the world REALLY needs is for Americans to stop screwing each other, dammit.

Updated On: 10/31/06 at 01:11 PM

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 1:34pm

Hey - if this keeps the Republicans from breeding, I am all for it!

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 1:44pm

And by age thirty, you must move to a red state, join and tithe a mega-church, shop at Wal Mart, fly the flag, get a gas-guzzler SUV ... and then you can get laid.

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 1:54pm

Interesting that even George W. Bush couldn't abstain when he was in his 20's. Apart from the unsubstanciated stories that GW paid for his girlfriend's abortion while a student at UTA, we have GW's own stories of seducing "dozens" of foreign girls while his father was serving as ambassador.

In Al Franken's most recent book, he approached several leading republican supporters of Abstinence and couldn't get ONE of them to admit to being a virgin when he married.

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Posted: 10/31/06 at 2:07pm

"Scared?"

YES!

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Posted: 10/31/06 at 2:16pm

Paging PapaLovesMambo...

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#19

re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 2:45pm

This is a scary thought. Reminds me of George Orwell's 1984.

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 2:51pm

You people really need to stop worrying over every little thing your government does. Really a horrible waste of time and energy. Not to mention harmful to your health and well-being.

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 3:27pm

The thing I don't like, is that they are going to spend MILLIONS on this, when it is usless. If high school kids have sex no matter what any adult tells them, why do they think 19-29 year old ADULTS are going to be any different?

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 8:29pm

It's obviously just more pork spending, or, more appropriately no-porking spending.

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re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 10/31/06 at 9:59pm

oh, very clever namo!

#24

re: Bush Admin: NO SEX TIL AGE 29

Posted: 11/1/06 at 12:43am

I bet the abstinence centers will be hopping. Is there a virgin in their 20s who wouldn't want to spend a Saturday night being constantly reminded that they ain't gettin' none?

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